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That Is Using Your Head

Move over Chuck Norris we have a new macho man. Introducing Jim, the 73 year old Aussie farmer who flew over the handbars of  his motorcycle while checking his crop. When he tried to get up he realised his head wouldn’t stay up. No probs. Jim, with his floppy head, got back on his motorcycle and kept his head up by holding his hair. He made it home and called an ambulance. And that my friends is how you become a bloody legend in Oz.

PSST Jim fractured the first two vertabrae connecting his noggin and is currently wearing a halo but should make a full recovery.


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Heads Will Roll

Let this be a warning to you all, never, ever check photos on a mobile phone you found, especially if it belongs to an embalmer at a mortuary. Two young kids found the phone in a ditch and later when their daddy checked the sim card on his computer they discovered a photo of a smiling man holding up the decapitated head of a train victim. And cue nightmares!

Psst There is now a police investigation.

Want sauce with that?


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