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In space, no one can hear you scream

The Russian Space Agency is freaking out after they discovered a 2mm hole in the venting system of one of their Space Crafts. Alarms were raised when the cabin pressure began to slowly drop. All on board were ordered to look for the cause. The hole was discovered near the toilet covered by a flap. Initially, it was thought the hole was made by a tiny meteorite but when they studied the hole they changed their tune, believing it was deliberately made. The hole was too neat and consistent with being made by a drill. Plus it was made from the inside, not the outside. There are several theories to this potentially Tom Hanks starring drama, 1) it was a poorly patched up mistake made by a contractor 2) it was made by a homesick astronaut hoping to return to Earth early or 3. SABOTAGE. Luckily they had some epoxy resin because apparently duct tape is useless in space.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary

Going, Going, Gone!

I hate it when this happens!!!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!, You Go Girl!

Teen Shoots His Penis



How many times have I said put the friggin safety lock on your gun people? A 15 year old Brooklyn kid, Khamir Grant, shot a hole in his penis after his gun slid down his pants! Yep, the unlucky teen was walking home with the gun tucked into his waistband when it fell down into his pants. As Khamir went to grab it he accidentally pulled the trigger nearly shooting his manhood right off. Oh well, when he recovers from that, he will face charges of reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon.


Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!