What would it take to get you to surrender to police after hiding out in the woods for 2 days following a home invasion? Well, if you were the dude in Maine it would be Mountain Dew and a chocolate milk.
Psst Me? A nice bottle of champagne and maybe some sushi
Could your day get any worse? A woman not only had to deal with the trauma of a home invasion but also the humiliation of being slapped around the face by one of the robber’s penis. No, I haven’t made it up. The two men confronted the owner outside the house before entering and confronting the owner’s daughter-in-law who was asleep in her bedroom. They put a gun to her head and demanded money. When she said she didn’t have any, one of the dude’s whipped out his penis and began slapping her around the face with it yelling ‘Bitch give me the money.’ Good gracious, who knows where that has been …. not enough soap in the world 😦 . Anywho, , they eventually left penniless but took two TVs on the way out. Seems they may have followed her after she took out money from a ATM earlier.
When you are a tad famous, it probably isn’t a wise thing to tweet you are home alone, unless of course you want three screwdriver and saw wielding robbers coming over…. isn’t that right Helen Flanagan? After the British actress unintentionally mentioned she was home by herself she found herself being confronted by the home invaders. The thieves got away with Jewelery, a mobile phone and a really great story to tell their mates.
Lordie, lordie, lordie what evil lurks on our streets? Anna Fancsali and her family were horrified when they arrived home to discover not only was their living room splattered in blue paint but their poor little white Shih Tzu , Muffin, was too. Vandals had broken into their house and gone wild. Holes were punched into their 46″ TV, the computer monitor smashed to smithereens, pictures slashed and walls dented. Oh and it just gets worse, her bedroom had been egged and dill pickles and olive oil dumped on the floor along with her clothes. Her jewelry box, medication and a few Xbox games belonging to her kids were the only things missing. Down in the basement they had removed all the frozen food from the freezer and thrown it around the house. Ms Fancsali was one of five houses broken into by a 16 year old and his mate (who can’t be named). All the homes were splattered with paint and at several they had pooed on the carpets. At one house they had put the family pet gecko in the microwave and cooked him to a crisp. The 16 year old is well known to police and has a string of priors. Both will be sentenced this week.
Psst Might want to avoid using your toothbrush…I’m just saying!
That's when your heartache begins!
Oh for crying out loud Anthony Brandon Gonzales, if you are going to lead a life of crime I suggest you a) avoid home invading an Elvis impersonator and b) remove the friggin tattoo on your upper lip! Gonzales was identified by the tattoo which read “East Side” on his upper lip. He also has 13 other tatts on his chin shaped like a goatee, which were also visible through his mask. Jailhouse rock, my friend, jailhouse rock!