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Toking Token

The homeless in Denver were living the high life (pun intended) for Christmas after a nonprofit organisation handed out free marijuana cigs to them . Ho, ho, ho. Evidently thousands of rolled joints were given to the homeless to raise awareness of homelessness in the city. Hmm, yep that will do it. The Cannabis Can group are hoping to raise enough money to buy RVs ,that are decked out with loos and showers , for people living on the streets to use.

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No Refund Wedding Twist

A woman’s worst nightmare… having her groom get cold feet a week before the wedding and bailing. Probably even worse is when the mother of the bride decides to go ahead with the $35,000 wedding (because there is no refund)  and invites local homeless people to the banquet. OK, who am I kidding, great idea, really thoughtful but now every one around the world knows the poor bride got ditched. Anywho, she was too distraught to show so her mom hosted the event at Sacramento’s posh Citizen Hotel. Families and individuals from local shelters arrived to feast on the lavish meal.

PSST Mother and ex bride then flew off the Belize to enjoy the honeymoon. I wonder if the groom’s family had chipped in any of the costs? Come on loons, aren’t you curious?


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I Left More Than My Heart In San Francisco

poop mapOh dear god, more over dogs, San Francisco has a human poop problem. Seems since the city has cut the number of functioning public toilets the 10,000 homeless population have been forced to drop pants anywhere they can. There has been an estimated 4,000 complaints about human poop in the city. One concerned web developer even created a human poop map, entitled “human wasteland”, marking all the locations poop has been reported in an attempt to raise awareness about the situation.


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Food For Thought

Step away from the plates

Step away from the plates

A 90 year old man and two pastors have been arrested in Florida for ….wait for it … feeding the homeless. God bless their cotton picking socks. Arnold Abbott and his mates are facing a $500 fine and up to 2 months in jail for preparing meals and distributing them in a park. He told the news reporters ‘These are the poorest of the poor, they have nothing, they don’t have a roof over their heads. How do you turn them away?’ The new law  was introduced last week.

Psst Hmm, ironic isn’t it, if the homeless committed crimes they would get three meals a day, a nice warm bed and TV.


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Homeless Shelter Becomes Homeless

Thanks for nothing

A homeless shelter in San Jose, which has been running for 33 years, has been given 30 days to stop their soup kitchen. Reason? Another friggin homeless shelter group are taking over. Yep, a newly merged shelter network, which has now become the biggest in the Bay Area, are kicking them to the curb. If George Carlin was alive…. sheez!!!!!

Want sauce with that?


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What could possible go wrong?

So how was school?

Well little snowflakes from New York,  it’s time to go back to school following Hurricane Sandy. Yes, come Monday morning you will all be at your desks . Oh, but if you happen to find a psychiatric patient already at your seat no probs , you’ll be sharing. Seems many of the homeless and displaced mentally ill, who were evacuate to the schools during the storm, are basically still there and have no where else to go. So squeeze on in, grab a seat and don’t forget to share your crayons.


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Well That Stinks

OMG, workers at a San Francisco rail station had to call in a hazardous materials team after dismantling a broken escalator and finding piles and piles of human feces.  Officials say human poo and urine are the main cause of escalator breakdowns , because the homeless people use the stairwell as a toilet when the station is closed.



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Don’t Feed The Homeless

You can look but just don't feed them!

Sheez, times are a changing. A store in Ocean Beach is causing quite a stir after it began selling bumper stickers which read “Welcome to Ocean Beach/ Please don’t feed our homeless”. Ken Anderson from The Black said he had the stickers printed up a few weeks ago because he wanted the community to know the homeless population was out of control. He was also sick and tired of the damn lazy assed bludgers demanding spare change from people. Oh and he isn’t alone in the sentiment, another business owner claims many of the young homeless just don’t want to work, have cell phones and come from well to do families.

Psst If you don’t like the bumper idea, they are selling t-shirts and hats with the message on it too!


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Stick Them Up I Have A Remote!

Oh well, back to the drawing board!

Nice one Edward Callahan. Callahan, a New York homeless guy, decided to try his luck robbing a bank with an old TV remote control. Damn thing nearly worked too, especially after he told the teller  it was hooked up to a bomb. Everybody panic. Terrified employees of the Chase Bank went scurrying up to the roof fearing a kaboom, while a trembling Callahan got his bag of money. Doh, unfortunately poor old Callahan only got a short distance out of the bank before having a seizure. Oh well, on the bright side, he won’t be homeless anymore!


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Shitload of Pineapples

You should be so lucky!

Like it, coming ready or not. The Aussie homeless are in for a bit of a surprise, yep, 1.1 million kg of pineapples (that’s 50 semitrailers folks) are heading their way compliments of Golden Circle. You see, Golden Circle were acquired by US company Heinz in 2008 but  still had the “proudly Australian owned”on their product labels. So the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission said dispose of them or else. Enter Foodbank Australia who gladly took the gift. “This is just magic product  … if you think of any number of meals where you can use pineapple – it can be used in any of the three meals of the day and of course it’s shelf-stable.” Hmm, OK, I give up, I can only think of Hawaiian pizza, sweet and sour pork and plain old pineapple. I haven’t eaten pineapple in food since the 80’s and that was on a toothpick with a chunk of cheese!

Psst Why was it only the pineapple cans labeled wrongly? Hmm?????

2nd Psst It kinda reminds me of the famous muffin stumps for the homeless Seinfeld ep. Can’t remember it, here’s a reminder…..


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