The homeless in Denver were living the high life (pun intended) for Christmas after a nonprofit organisation handed out free marijuana cigs to them . Ho, ho, ho. Evidently thousands of rolled joints were given to the homeless to raise awareness of homelessness in the city. Hmm, yep that will do it. The Cannabis Can group are hoping to raise enough money to buy RVs ,that are decked out with loos and showers , for people living on the streets to use.
A woman’s worst nightmare… having her groom get cold feet a week before the wedding and bailing. Probably even worse is when the mother of the bride decides to go ahead with the $35,000 wedding (because there is no refund) and invites local homeless people to the banquet. OK, who am I kidding, great idea, really thoughtful but now every one around the world knows the poor bride got ditched. Anywho, she was too distraught to show so her mom hosted the event at Sacramento’s posh Citizen Hotel. Families and individuals from local shelters arrived to feast on the lavish meal.
PSST Mother and ex bride then flew off the Belize to enjoy the honeymoon. I wonder if the groom’s family had chipped in any of the costs? Come on loons, aren’t you curious?
Oh dear god, more over dogs, San Francisco has a human poop problem. Seems since the city has cut the number of functioning public toilets the 10,000 homeless population have been forced to drop pants anywhere they can. There has been an estimated 4,000 complaints about human poop in the city. One concerned web developer even created a human poop map, entitled “human wasteland”, marking all the locations poop has been reported in an attempt to raise awareness about the situation.
Step away from the plates
A 90 year old man and two pastors have been arrested in Florida for ….wait for it … feeding the homeless. God bless their cotton picking socks. Arnold Abbott and his mates are facing a $500 fine and up to 2 months in jail for preparing meals and distributing them in a park. He told the news reporters ‘These are the poorest of the poor, they have nothing, they don’t have a roof over their heads. How do you turn them away?’ The new law was introduced last week.
Psst Hmm, ironic isn’t it, if the homeless committed crimes they would get three meals a day, a nice warm bed and TV.
Thanks for nothing
A homeless shelter in San Jose, which has been running for 33 years, has been given 30 days to stop their soup kitchen. Reason? Another friggin homeless shelter group are taking over. Yep, a newly merged shelter network, which has now become the biggest in the Bay Area, are kicking them to the curb. If George Carlin was alive…. sheez!!!!!
Want sauce with that?
Oh well, back to the drawing board!
Nice one Edward Callahan. Callahan, a New York homeless guy, decided to try his luck robbing a bank with an old TV remote control. Damn thing nearly worked too, especially after he told the teller it was hooked up to a bomb. Everybody panic. Terrified employees of the Chase Bank went scurrying up to the roof fearing a kaboom, while a trembling Callahan got his bag of money. Doh, unfortunately poor old Callahan only got a short distance out of the bank before having a seizure. Oh well, on the bright side, he won’t be homeless anymore!