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God Has A Representative

Cleric believes God is waiting to unleash natural disaster on the WestWell then, a woman in Omaha is taking it upon herself to sue ALL the homosexuals on behalf of God and Jesus. Yes indeedy, she has filed a federal lawsuit asking the judge to clarify if homosexuality is a sin because according to the Bible it is (yes, she quoted Sodom and Gomorrah). She also states in her 7 page handwritten court brief “I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples lewd behavior,”.  Oh and the reason they are “hiding in the closets” is that they know it is a goddam sin.

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Hide Your Glee DVDs Boys

Oh my, the gay community might want to be high tailing it out of Uganda ASAP. Seems the government is planning to pass what they say is a “Christmas gift” to the people, and by Christmas gift they mean harsh jail sentences for homosexuals. The zero tolerance stance has been condemned by the international community who are threatening to cut aid to the African country.

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Homophobia is Alive and Kicking in American Churches

And they call themselves Christians? The Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana posted this charming video of a little tyke singing ‘Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make It to Heaven’.  Well I don’t know about them, but in MY heaven they’ll be helping me decorating my cloud! Sheez, what happened to Love Thy Neighbor?

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It’s In The Water

Oh my, the mayor of a Peruvian town has stumbled across what he believes to be the reason for an increase of gays in his area.It’s all to do with the local water supply and the presence of the metal Strontium in it. Mayor José Benítez has warned residents of Huarmey, during the opening of a local water project, to expect more homosexuals because Strontium reduces male hormones. Evidently he remembers a TV program a few years back which claimed the town of Tabalosos, which is now the water source for Huarmey, has a population of predominantly gay men. Oh what would he know. Scientists say the metal, which occurs naturally, can cause bone cancer, anemia or cardiovascular complications when consumed in very high doses but won’t turn your son gay.

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Being Gay In Uganda Sucks

Oh boy, seems Uganda haven’t really caught on to the whole gay rights movement thingy. In fact, you might say they haven’t embraced it at all, judging by the front page of their newspaper. The feature story lists the “top 100” homosexuals in Uganda with a banner reading “Hang Them”. Oooh, it also includes their photos, names and addresses. Hmm, might want to sleep with one eye open boys! So far 4 of the men on the list have been attacked and the 96 others are in hiding. Last year a Ugandan legislator tried to introduce a bill which would allow the death penalty for homosexuals but it was shelved following international uproar.

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Miss California Just Got A Whole Lot More Interesting

Oh yes and world peace!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, move over Carrie Prejean, we have a new winner. Introducing Lauren Ashley  Miss Beverley Hills 2010. When asked about same sex marriage she whipped out a quote from Leviticus “If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.” She then went on to say the bible is “pretty black and white”. Oh please! This should be an interesting Miss California, how sharp are your talons Perez? Hmm, I wonder if she has a secret sex tape too?

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