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Something to Tell The Grandkids

It use to be an urban legend you would tell visitors to Australia…careful of the Redback on the toilet seat. But alas for one unlucky dude it has become a reality. A man in Sydney was bitten by the venomous Redback spider while taking a leak in a portaloo …wait, there is more…. he was bitten on his penis. OK loons, I know what you were thinking , he was either sitting down (which is uncool) or he was standing up (which makes it awfully big). Anywho, I digress. By the time paramedics had arrived, the man had wisely made his own way to hospital where he was treated for swelling, pain and the humiliation. No word on the mental state of the spider.

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Woman Vs Pac Man

They should ban all cameras and phones from people having surgery…. what am I saying … hell NO

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Sore Loser

asian girlYou know what is awks? When you get injured, have to go to hospital and all your girlfriends visit at the same time. A Chinese man probably wished he had been badly injured in the car accident when hospital staff contacted his 17 girlfriends , who they thought were family members, and they all rocked up at the same time. To make matters worse they all discovered they had all been giving him money, with one poor idiot admitting she had been supporting him for 9 years. He is now facing a string of fraud charges.

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Snakes Alive In Hospital

What the hell was that

What the hell was that?

Feet up patients in a Saskatchewan hospital, you got snakes. Over a hundred of the slimy reptiles have been found slithering around the basement and wards since February. Officials say they are harmless little garter snakes but you might want to sleep with one eye open anyways.

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Virgin Mary Makes Appearance In Malaysia

Catholics are all in a tizz after the Virgin Mary appearing on a hospital window in Malaysia. No word on what she was doing there.

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Body Left To Rot

Oh no, a UK family is understandably distraught  after the body of David Gardner was allegedly left to rot on a table in a hospital morgue for nearly a week because it was too large to fit into a mortuary fridge. The family were unable to say their goodbyes as the body had decomposed prior to the funeral . An investigation is currently underway.

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Rat Nibbles Off Patient’s Penis

Look away loons, this is nasty. A man in  Bengal hospital had his penis nibbled off by a rat. Yes, you heard me, nibbled off!!! Arun Sandhukha was found by relatives lying in a pool of blood in a hospital bed after being admitted with pneumonia. He died later that day. Authorities admitted the ward was home to quite a few  rodents.

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Hey Mom, Where Are My Brownies?

Woohoo, we must get the recipe!!!

OK loons, here’s the moral of the story…. do not and I repeat, do not take frozen brownies, that your son made, from your freezer and take them to work for the staff. Oh, unless of course you all want to be taken to hospital for being suspectedly high as kites. Three Canadian office workers who started feeling light headed and disorientated after munching on the sweet treat were taken to hospital only to discover the brownies were jam packed with dope.

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Two Stars Rushed To Hospital After Appearing on TV

Selena Gomez and Jennifer Hudson were both rushed to hospital after they appeared on different TV shows. Gomez had just finished the Jay Leno Show when she began suffering nausea and a severe headache. She is currently in a Los Angeles hospital. Meanwhile on the other side of the country in New York, Jennifer Hudson was rushed to hospital after suffering severe stomach pains after singing on Good Morning America’s Summer Concert Series in Central Park. Doctors suspect food poisoning.

Psst Hmm, maybe they both got  Bieber Fever?

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Severed Penis Guy Flees

Remember the Bangladeshi man who had his penis cut off by a woman he was attempting  to rape ? Yeah him. Well he’s done a runner from hospital in an attempt to avoid arrest. Hey mister, if you’re wondering , the Jhalakathi police station have your severed penis in shrink wrap.

 

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