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You Have The Flu, NOT Ebola

doctor_rushing_patient_on_gurney_lg_whtOK, stop it. A woman who feared she had Ebola rushed herself to the nearest hospital but was promptly told it doesn’t count if you were in Africa TWO years ago. Oh and if you worked in Dallas but were nowhere near the Ebola patient, odds are you have a nasty flu. Seriously people, you are clogging up the system.

Psst Meanwhile the one person who could have it is riding around the town on a bike in defiance.

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When Nature Calls

Geez, didn't think about this, did they?

You know life sucks when manufacturers begin building reinforced steel toilet prototypes for hospitals in the UK. The Lincoln County Hospital has just had a 70 stone (980lb) loo installed (which includes hoists and pulleys) and have bought an extra wide bed as they prepare for an increase in morbidly obese  hospital admissions. Geez, only one toilet, could be fights!

Psst I guess the zoos are getting pissed with having to share the x-ray machines.

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