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Perth Hostage Melodrama

bomb-3When Perth has a hostage drama it goes all out. The hostage taker picks the best location (Middle of who cares) …… claims he has kabooms strapped to him……grabs a random as a hostage……..puts up a handwritten random note that no one friggin understands and picks the coldest friggin night of the year. Good job. Seems he has a beef with a report that hadn’t been released by the Crime and Corruption Commission.. Enter squat team, police, military, media, rubber neckers and national coverage.  By morning the standoff had ended. That’s  what happens when you fire non kill bullets at him. On the bright side everyone knows where Bunbury is.

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Not Environmentally Friendly Enough

James Lee, the man who was killed after taking hostages at Discovery Channel’s headquarters yesterday, was pissed that the company was making shows like “Kate Plus 8,” Evidently the Gosselins weren’t environmentally friendly enough and were not about to save the planet anytime soon. Dah! Maybe he should have flicked over to Nat Geo!

Psst Thank goodness they didn’t sign up Octomom.

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