Tag Archives: hostage

When a Cat Hates You

A Wisconsin couple had to call 911 after their cat went commando and held them hostage. Yes, little kitty was none too pleased about something and attacked hubby before cornering them in their home. Emergency services sent help and now kitty is lingering in a shelter, really pissed off now .


Filed under Friggin Wildlife

Perth Hostage Melodrama

bomb-3When Perth has a hostage drama it goes all out. The hostage taker picks the best location (Middle of who cares) …… claims he has kabooms strapped to him……grabs a random as a hostage……..puts up a handwritten random note that no one friggin understands and picks the coldest friggin night of the year. Good job. Seems he has a beef with a report that hadn’t been released by the Crime and Corruption Commission.. Enter squat team, police, military, media, rubber neckers and national coverage.  By morning the standoff had ended. That’s  what happens when you fire non kill bullets at him. On the bright side everyone knows where Bunbury is.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious

Get a Job

Bank robber fails despite taking hostageSometimes it is just easier to rob a bank. A female bank employee was taken hostage by some dude at her home in Phoenix and held overnight. The next day he drove her to the Bank of America , placed a friggin device around her neck and told her to get him money. The cops were alerted , he fled and the bomb squad rocked up and removed the device from around her neck, which turned out to be a fake bomb.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, Whoops!

Nutter Alert

A man has flipped out in  a NSW Family Law court and is now holding his daughter hostage claiming he has a bomb in his backpack. The drama unfolded early this morning when he rocked up at the Paramatta court with his 11 year old daughter in tow . He stormed into a female clerks office and asked for a man she had never heard of.  He left and returned a few minutes later telling her he had a bomb in his backpack. The female clerk, Betty Hor, told media “Its my unlucky day,”  The man, chucked a small hissy fit before going  up to the next floor with his poor daughter. He then plonked  a judge’s wig on his head, smashed a window and threw a phone out. Negotiations are still in full swing as the police try to work out what the hell has upset him. A custody battle has been ruled out. The area remains in lock down.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, They Live Among Us !

Queensland – Beautiful One Day, Scary As Hell The Next


You know what I hate? When a friggin aggressive brown tree snake coils up on a shelf next to two sleeping kids and has a major hissy fit. Hate that. The two little kids aged 1 and 4 were sleeping peacefully in their Cairns home when the friggin snake writhed onto a book shelf between them and began knocking off the books (not an avid reader I presume). Enter unsuspecting mom. As she turned on the light the grumpy rogue arched to strike, scaring the bejeezus out of her. Children-snake , snake – children! For 20 minutes the beast kept the woman at bay , if she so much as moved closer to her sleeping kids  it  reared itself into the strike position. Enter snake hostage negotiator David Walton, who said he hadn’t seen anything like it and that it was the biggest brown tree snake he had ever friggin seen.

Psst Hell yes they are venomous!

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Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never