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No Where To Look

A hotel in New Zealand has had enough with unsightly bulges and has banned customers wearing Lycra bicycle shorts. Yep, enough. Management said “when you’re trying to concentrate on your breakfast you just want to see the sausages on your plate.” Fair call.

lycra

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There Is Something In The Water

Couple discover reason why hotel water tasted funnyWord of warning dear tourists, if you happened to be staying at a hotel where the water tastes “funny” you might want to spit it out NOW. A couple who spent 8 days at a hotel in LA were horrified to learn the reason why their water tasted strange was due to the fact that there was a three week old decomposing body in the rooftop water tank of the hotel. Yes siree they drank, showered and brushed their teeth in it. The couple told reporters “The moment we found out, we felt sick to the stomach, quite literally. We’re not well mentally. It’s the psychological stuff. If you think about it, it’s not good.”

Want Sauce With That?

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OMG, That Man Just Waved At Me!!!!

Whoopsie, a hotel in New York forgot to rehang curtains after room renovations and many unfortunate guests discovered people waving and taking photos of them while they were taking a dump sitting on the toilet.

Smile!!!

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Babysitter Fail

Minding a 5 year old child or lying topless in a hotel parking lot ?  This was the dilemma facing a Florida babysitter. She chose the latter.

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Honey, I Think This Maybe A Revised Addition?

Holy Gideon Bible Batman.  A hotel in England has ditched the standard “Bible in the bedside draw ” for the mommy porn steamy novel Fifty Shades of Grey on the nightstand. The local vicar is not amused stating “The Bible remains a source of comfort and inspiration that many people do find helpful.” Hmm, some could argue the same for Fifty Shades.

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Divorce Hotel

Is that room service?

Want a amicable  divorce , go to the Netherlands. An entrepreneur has set up a chain of divorce hotels, where you can rid yourself of your spouse in luxury. Separate rooms of course. The hotel offers a set of divorce papers in your hands within three days and also provides lawyers, mediators and psychologists.That mini bar better be stocked!!!

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RIP Jani Lane

The ex lead singer of Warrant has been found dead in a LA hotel room. Lane became famous for penning the band’s biggest hit, Cherry Pie, but eventually left to pursue a solo career. He had a history of alcohol problems. Lane was 47.

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