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Wax On Wax Off

One way to get even with your drunken boyfriend is to shave his pubic hair off. Yeah, as long as you don’t hang around long enough for him to sober up. A Winnipeg man went absolutely ballistic when he awoke from his drunken stupor to discover he had no pubs (it’ll be cold in winter). He was later arrested when his girlfriend rang police saying her boyfriend was going ape shit. That’ll be 6 months house arrest. Well at least his pubs should have grown back by then. Hmm, here’s hoping there isn’t any ingrowns !

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It’s a friggin Life Sentence!

Man under house arrest wants prison over nagging wifeOK, you have two choices, prison or house arrest with your wife, which do you choose? Hmm, well if you are Santo Gambino from Sicily you pick the first option. Santo was originally arrested and placed in a Palermo jail for dumping hazardous waste but was later moved to house arrest. A short time later he went to police begging to be sent back to prison because his wife was giving him the shits. Seems wifey was whinging about his failure to provide for her and the kids blah, blah, blah, blah . Nowhere to run, poor bastard. Police , though empathetic, charged him with violating the conditions of his sentence and made him go back home to get more of the same.

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