Tag Archives: house fire

Writings On The Wall

cheater OK, here’s the thing disgruntled hubby. If you are going to set light to a house don’t be scrawling “My wife is a cheater” on the outside walls, it makes it look kinda obvious to investigators who started it.  Just saying.

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Cats Shouldn’t Play In The House

Cat blamed for house fireThe question isn’t, did the cat knock over a lamp in an Indiana home that resulted in the living room being burned down? Nope, the real question is, did the cat do it deliberately!!! Bad kitty.

Psst Claudius set his tail alight last week after sitting on the stove. He kept looking around wondering what the smell was.

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Flaming Snake

OK, here’s the thing lady. When you see a nasty old snake slithering around your yard, don’t be pouring no gasoline on it and setting it alight as it may just end up burning your house friggin down. Snakes are like that. No word on what type of snake became a moving flame but it ignited a brush pile which created a bigger fire which then resulted in her and her neighbor’s house catching fire.

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Cluck Cluck Saves The Day

Get out, get out

Get out, get out

A Wisconsin couple are thanking their lucky stars they saved Cluck Cluck from their neighbor’s chopping block (when it stopped laying eggs) because the chook saved their lives. Seems when a fire broke out in their house the chicken, who was living in a cage in their basement, went berserk and began clucking hysterically. The raucous woke them up and they were able to escape. Cluck Cluck was later rescued by firefighters. Who wants a leg?

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Killer Snow Globes

Oo Oh, note to self, always remember to remove your snow globes from the window sill after Christmas or you might find your couch a burning  inferno. Just saying family from Milwaukie!!

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Flaming Whitney Houston Vigil

A Whitney Houston fan accidentally set her house on fire after lighting candles  during a vigil for the dead singer. Now her living room is a melted mess.

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Bad, Bad Kitty

Two pet kittens , Jesse and Dora, are the potential culprits in a Greater Manchester house fire which caused £250,000 of damage. Investigators believe the felines walked across a touch sensitive cooker when left home alone by their owners, setting off the blaze. Both little kitties died in the inferno.

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