Tag Archives: Huddersfield

David Lynch Would Be Proud

earIf you happen to  live in Huddersfield in the UK and are missing an ear, the police may want a word. Evidently it was bitten off during a rumble last night and no one has come forward to claim it. If you aren’t sure its yours , the ear also has a diamond stud still attached. Police advise the earless dude to seek medical help.

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The Problem With High Heels

I am telling you, a stiletto through the eye is going to friggin hurt. Gavin Taylor and his girlfriend Staci Hargreaves were in a taxi having spent the night out in Huddersfield, West Yorks, when they began quarreling. One thing lead to another and Staci allegedly grabbed her stiletto and plunged it into Gavin’s eye. The blow being so harsh the shoe is believed to have pierced his eye, traveled through his eye socket and touched his brain! That’s the problem with those damn high heels,   had it been a flat heel he would have simply had a headache. Anywho, Mr Taylor is recovering in hospital and Ms Hargreaves in a heap of trouble.

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Honey, Where Are The Chooks?

Remains of a large alligator found in England

Geez, I told Bob he wouldn't like the weather!

Hands up who has been  harboring an alligator in Huddersfield near the Crosland Moor in England? Come on people, someone has, because poor Peter Lumb nearly had the beejeezus scared out of him after he came across the remains while walking his dog. The bones have been checked and they are definitely from a friggin 6ft plus American alligator. The reptile hadn’t been dead long but it looks like someone tried to hack it up after it died.

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