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Not in My Job Description

How far would a reporter go to get a story? Well, one St Louis journo picked up human poop and sniffed it. The woman was reporting was on a farmer who was using human feces to fertilize his crops. During the interview she reached down and picked up the “treated” poop and gave it a good old whiff declaring it “doesn’t smell good”.

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Well That Stinks

OMG, workers at a San Francisco rail station had to call in a hazardous materials team after dismantling a broken escalator and finding piles and piles of human feces.  Officials say human poo and urine are the main cause of escalator breakdowns , because the homeless people use the stairwell as a toilet when the station is closed.

 

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Human Poop Fertilizer Fears

Vicious circle!

Ah shit, Sydney has a suspected breakout of  Third World parasites caused by human feces being used as fertilizer on farms. A spike in the number of people suffering from a stomach bug called Blastocystis hominis has raised alarm bells in the medical community fearing the nasty parasites are here and living in our food supplies. Yep, that’s the same nasties found in  Third World water supplies. Doctors believe the source could be coming from the Sydney Water Biosolids Strategy, which turns 180,000 tonnes of human waste (each year) into fertilizer (biosolids) and is then sent to  farms to plonk on their crops. More frightening is that there is no independent inquiry into the monitoring of this practice nor does there seem to be anyone thoroughly testing the soil on these farms. Hmm, might explain why Switzerland and Austria have banned the practice and Germany and Sweden refuse to sell products treated with the shit biosolids.

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Phantom Pooper Caught In The Act

For many a year someone had been leaving piles of poo along a shopping strip in North Ryde in NSW. Fed up with shit outside his shop, a restaurateur set up a surveillance camera to catch the culprit. Hmm, allegedly 71 year old millionaire property owner Salvatore ”Sam” Cerreto could be seen on the footage walking up to the restaurant with a roll of toilet paper, pulling down his daks, before squatting and taking a dump. That’s a wilful and obscene exposure and offensive behaviour charge right there! So far he hasn’t given a reason for his bad behavior.

This story comes to you courtesy of Duncan (aka Madhatter) and the letter F.

Psst He likes giving me the shit stories!

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Oh Shit

Oh for the love of sanitation Darwin, you might want to reconsider closing public toilets at night. Rumor has it the city streets are awash with human feces.Evidently a shopping center manager said he hoses poo off the concrete footpaths and onto the street up to three times a day. Port Darwin MLA John Elferink said “I found four little deposits along the back – it is just gross,”. Problem is during the rainy season many itinerants move from their camps to shopping areas for shelter.

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Little Squirts and Big Shits

You know what I hate? When a Toronto gang use squirt bottles filled with feces to rob people. I really friggin hate that. The gang usually strikes ATM customers after they have just finished withdrawing money.Gross. Here’s how they do it, first, one gang member approaches the victim and sprays them with the feces (believed to be human) then a second gang member approaches to offer assistance to the appalled victim by holding their jacket or purse while they clean themselves. Both then flee with the items. Hmm, sounds like a lot of hard work to me, buy a friggin gun!

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