How far would you go to throw police dogs off your scent after fleeing a crime scene? Hmm, well Gordon Flavia, covered himself in liquid human waste before hiding in a portable toilet, beat that! Mr Flavia had earlier reversed his jeep at high speed into a neighbor’s condominium, knocking down a large support beam. He panicked and fled the scene only to stumble across a bucket of human excrement outside a portable toilet. Believing police dogs were after him he did what any paranoid person would do , he splashed the bucket of shit all over himself and hid inside the loo. Longview police said “It looks like alcohol was involved,” …Hmm, YA THINK!!!!
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Ah shit, Sydney has a suspected breakout of Third World parasites caused by human feces being used as fertilizer on farms. A spike in the number of people suffering from a stomach bug called Blastocystis hominis has raised alarm bells in the medical community fearing the nasty parasites are here and living in our food supplies. Yep, that’s the same nasties found in Third World water supplies. Doctors believe the source could be coming from the Sydney Water Biosolids Strategy, which turns 180,000 tonnes of human waste (each year) into fertilizer (biosolids) and is then sent to farms to plonk on their crops. More frightening is that there is no independent inquiry into the monitoring of this practice nor does there seem to be anyone thoroughly testing the soil on these farms. Hmm, might explain why Switzerland and Austria have banned the practice and Germany and Sweden refuse to sell products treated with
the shit biosolids.
You know what I hate? When a friggin plane dumps human waste across 25 acres of your farmland. I really friggin hate that. Farmer Ian Clegg from Northamptonshire has been forced to burn £8,000 worth of crops because of the shit and sanitary towels strewn throughout his fields. Not only that, he has also been forced to move his livestock indoors and have them vet checked. Sheez, don’t want any mad cows! Clegg discovered the human waste while checking on his cows and sheep. Authorities are now investigating why a plane would dump it’s “load” over the farmers property.
Oh dear, the last thing you should be doing is fiddling with a tank full of shit..I’m just saying. Sheez, bags not sitting next to him on the ride home!