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Game Over

Serial Killers can be so precious. Take Ivan Milat for instance, he’s been on a hunger strike because they won’t let him play Sony Playstation games in his cell. He cold bloodily kills 7 backpackers and doesn’t give a shit but the moment he can’t get what he wants….tantrum.Sheez!  For 9 days the attention seeking killer has refused to eat but prison officers have simply ignored him, forcing a back down. A pleased as punch commissioner said “I knew he’d start eating again because he likes his food too much.”

Psst Hmm, I wonder what Playstation games a serial killer would play? I’m guessing not Super Mario Bros.

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Mexican Girl Gets Her Wish

Lucky I guess

Well loons sometimes it does pay off. Remember that Mexican girl who went on a hunger strike in the hope she would get an invite to the Royal wedding? Yeah her. Well evidently it worked, Estibalis Chavez is going.Some rich dude, Octavio Fitch Lazo, has put up the money. She won’t be actually hobnobbing with the elite but she will be waving outside Westminster Abbey with the rest of the mob.

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Random Wants Invite To Royal Wedding

What to do?

How far would you go to get an invite to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding? Well, some Mexican teenager is on a friggin hunger strike demanding an invitation. Yep, you heard me, hunger strike! Estibalis Chavez (19) has been plonked herself in front of the British Embassy in Mexico City (with her tent) for 9 days (so far) and is refusing to eat a thing until she gets her own way. Sheez, as if Estibalis, do you have any idea how long Kate had to friggin wait just to get Will’s  mummy’s ring on her finger?

Psst Hmm, guess she won’t be needing one of these Royal Wedding Sick Bags then.

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Those Dirty Rats

OK people I promise, no soap-on-a-rope jokes. A group of inmates at a jail in California are on a  hunger strike after officials reduced the number of bars of soap they are allowed to purchase per week. Yep, inmates can now only buy 1 bar instead of up to 4.This was a direct result of rumors circulating around that inmates were intending to use  the soap to make weapons, hide contraband and make the floors slippery for the guards. Despite the 120 Monterey County Jail prisoners refusing to eat their daily meals it has been noted that there has been a massive increase in the amount of candy and snack wrappers found in the trash cans.

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Wish Denied

Remember Ian Brady and Myra Hindley the Moors murderers who killed five innocent children and confessed to several more? Well, Mr Brady is still alive and bitching about his conditions. Mr Brady who was jailed in 1966 was declared criminally insane in 1985 and sent to Ashworth Hospital. For the past 10 years he has been on a hunger strike and has been force fed a lovely liquid nutrition mix via a nasal tube twice a day. Despite it costing the UK taxpayers nearly $5 million to keep the killer alive authorities refuse to allow him his wish to die.

Psst I am sure if the hospital wanted to cut costs there wouldn’t be a shortage of volunteers who would help prolong his wish.

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That Requires Special Sauce!

When you are on a hunger strike outside the Houses of Parliament in Britain, does eating Big Mac’s count? Evidently not, because they have a £7m overtime bill from the police to prove it. Parameswaran Subramaniyan sat in a tent in one of the longest running demonstrations in Britain but all the time he was secretly snacking on Maccas. Despite Scotland Yard picking up his secret pig outs on specialist monitoring equipment, they turned a blind eye to it because they didn’t want to start a riot (so very Nanny State-ish!). Hmm, it wouldn’t be because of all that extra overtime now would it? Hell no, that would be so very skeptical-ish!

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Crucified Frog Fiasco

I guess Father Rungi is off the hook with his nun beauty pageant idea, it seems the Pope has bigger problems. A sculpture of a bright green frog nailed to a cross with a beer mug and an egg in it’s hands has caused quite a commotion in the mountains of Northern Italy. The sculpture is by the late German artist Martin Kippenberge and the locals are none too happy. The reason it seems is it is far too close to the Pope’s summer holiday house, plus it’s ugly. Local Catholics have deemed the little amphibian a “public obscenity” and want it taken out of the Bolzano Museum of Modern Art. Bless. The problem has created such a stir the Bishop of Bolzano and Bressanone, had no option but to discussed the sculpture with the Pope (love to have been a fly on the wall). Could it get any better ? You bet. The Union for South Tyrol, a separatist group, collected 10,000 signatures for a petition demanding the removal of the crucified froggy and Franz Pahl (the president of Trentino-Alto Adige regional council) has gone on a hunger strike in protest over the exhibit. If people only had this type of passion over war and famine!
Oh and if you think it’s the first time the Bolzano Museum has been in trouble, think again. About two years ago the Bolzano museum hit the headlines by displaying a work of art consisting of a toilet flushing to the accompaniment of Italy’s national anthem. See, in hind sight a beauty pageant for nuns wasn’t so bad!

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