Some Chinese man has signed a contract with his wife allowing her to beat him up only once a week. Hmm, evidently Mr Zhang married a kung fu loving woman who was quite willing and able to use her skills on him every time they argued. So, in order for him to keep his teeth and dignity intact, he proposed a contract (signed in font of the in-laws) which allows her to kick his butt only once a week. Failure to comply means instant exile to her parents place for three days because “She is very obedient to her parents, and her parents will support me and blame her,” In her defense, she says she always regrets seeing her hubby with a black eye. Hmm, I don’t know, if I was him I’d just taser the bitch!