If you lose some fingers while wakeboarding in a Lake in Idaho you go might want to ask a trout for them back. An unlucky fisherman found Haans Galassi’s fingers in the belly of a trout he’d caught while fishing in Priest Lake two months after the unfortunate incident. Probably tasted like chicken. The fingerprints were later matched to the wakeboarder.
Psst Seriously, a man named Haans loses his fingers?
OK, here’s the thing Idaho campers, next time you rescue a puppy from the wilderness can you please check to make sure it isn’t a friggin wolf cub first, you idiots? Now the Dept of Fish and Gaming have to try and find its mom so it can be returned to the wild.
Psst Good luck teaching it to sit!!!!
Oh for crying out loud, don’t bother taking out your camera to snap a shot of the scenic Lochsa River in Idaho anytime soon. It’s full of friggin megarolls of toilet paper. Yes, that’s right you heard me, toilet paper, thanks to a truck rollover (yes, there were skid marks!). The 8 rolls of unprocessed paper weigh about 8,000 pounds each…OK, scrap that, the waterlogged rolls weigh about 30,000 each now. Two were eventually fished out with a cable and tow truck but the rest remain wedged in an unreachable area. Fears are the rolls will break up and send big clumps of paper further down the river. Hmm, well at least the campers will be happy.
Before and after
Larry King was seriously hurt when his house blew up in Idaho. Ah don’t worry, it ain’t that Larry King. The house in question blew to kingdom come in the wee hours, damaging nearby houses and sending debris flying up to 3 blocks away. The cause of the explosion is believed to be a gas leak. Despite the house being completely flattened Mr King was found alive in the rubble.
Psst Larry King is a private investigator, you don’t think…ah never mind!