OK loons, put away your deerstalker hats the mystery of the giant eyeball, that washed up on a Florida beach, has been solved. They took their own sweet time, but scientists are pretty sure they now know what creature the eye belongs to . The answer is ….drum roll… a swordfish. Give yourself a Scooby snack if you guessed that one.
OK people stop looking, Victorian police think they have found Melbourne mass murderer Elmer Crawford. Hmm, so it’s been 40 years since Crawford bashed, electrocuted and then pushed the bodies of his pregnant wife and three young children over a cliff in a car but at least they can close the file. Victorian police and FBI academy in Quantico believe the body of the unidentified man who died in 2005 at Texas hospital is the killer, after facial recognition experts studied photos . Unfortunately they couldn’t use fingerprints because he had deliberately damaged his fingertips in what they believe was an attempt to mask his identity. Police are hoping a relative of Crawford will come forward to give DNA or they may have the grisly task of exhuming his 8 year old son. The discovery of Crawford came after the Herald Sun printed an article about Crawford, which included a computer image of how he would look today.A reader noted the similarity to an old man on a US missing person website and contacted police. US authorities are currently trying to work out what the hell Crawford had been up to for 40 years in the United States. Good luck with that, he had four different names on identification documents he was carrying at the time of his death. If it is him, I hope he had a shit life!
That's when your heartache begins!
Oh for crying out loud Anthony Brandon Gonzales, if you are going to lead a life of crime I suggest you a) avoid home invading an Elvis impersonator and b) remove the friggin tattoo on your upper lip! Gonzales was identified by the tattoo which read “East Side” on his upper lip. He also has 13 other tatts on his chin shaped like a goatee, which were also visible through his mask. Jailhouse rock, my friend, jailhouse rock!
Just a quick word of advice for criminals who mutilate the tips of their fingers to hide fingerprints, save yourself the time and the bother. Francis Viliar paid someone $400 to cut off the fleshy pads at the end of his fingers so he couldn’t be identified. Dumbass gets pulled over for speeding and badda boom they were still able to identify him and the 13 warrants he was wanted on.