Note to self, refrain from farting when having surgery. A Japanese woman let one rip during a cervix procedure and ignited the laser and herself. She received burns to her waist and legs.
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An elderly woman working in a match factory in India was dragging a bundle of match boxes across the floor to make way for sweeping when the friction caused… oh come on loons, you know the rest ….kaboom.
Whoopsie, a woman who was filling up a can of petrol so she could mow the lawn nearly blew herself to kingdom come. Seems a little static electrical charge ignited the gas at a Sydney service station and if it wasn’t for a quick thinking staff member who hit the kill-switch the fire could have ignited the 150,000 litre of fuel lying in the underground storage tanks.Boom!The problem it seems was the woman, only identified as Rose, was holding the jerry can in the air when she was pouring the gas (a big friggin no-no) instead of having it earthed on the ground. Hmm, a little lookie around at the safety signs would have told her that! Anywho, the flames spread to the bowser before incinerating Rose’s car . Had Mohammad Sheerez not pressed the big red button the whole city block could have gone kaboom! I guess she won’t be mowing the lawn this week!
Psst And for her next trick Rose will be attempting to use a power tool!