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Everything Is Bigger In Texas

A drug cartel is believed to behind the murder of 72 illegal immigrants found on a ranch in Texas near the Mexican border. The lone survivor who stumbled wounded to a checkpoint on the highway told his story of woe to marines manning the post. Police later found the bodies of 58 men and 14 women. The man claims he was kidnapped by an armed gang who demanded extortion money. Authorities suspect the gang was the notorious Zetas drug cartel who control the area. Hmm, since when have a drug cartel controlled parts of Texas ?

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Illegals Hide in A Punk Band’s Speakers

I wish I was a punk rocker with illegals in my speakers. What the? Members of  a British punk band were arrested for human trafficking friggin illegals in their speakers after returning from a tour in Europe. The three musos, Ben Waldock, Josh Reed and Ben Dowling from Criminal Mind were stopped and searched as they drove through Dover border security. Four Vietnamese immigrants were found crammed into the band’s speakers. After being held in cells for 9 hours the band was released with no charge. Seems the band’s Czech driver was behind the little smuggling operation.

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Damn Friggin Traditions!

Okie dokie, here’s the thing affectionate father, taking photos of you kissing your 9 month old son on the head, ear and forehead is OK, but also taking photos of you kissing his buttocks and genitals, well that’s gonna get you in trouble. Sergio Diaz-Palomino, who was dobbed into police by a photo-processing employee, claimed the snaps  were simply the way their traditional family photos are taken and were in no way pornographic.Fortunately for Diaz-Palomino the sexual abuse charges were dropped, unfortunately he and his partner will now be deported because they are both illegal immigrants from Mexico. When it rains, it pours.

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