It wasn’t hard for Illinois police to identify a photo booth thief after the machine took his snap while he was stealing the cash drawer. Yep, it is designed to automatically take photos when anyone attempts to jimmy the cash drawer. Well , at least he will have a memento of his crime.
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Oh for crying out loud Hampton, Illinois , over the past 2 years there has been an increased amount of poop on the bike paths and in car parks. Oh and they don’t belong to dogs or bears. Seems people are dropping their draws and letting rip on the paths before wiping their butts with toilet paper and leaving it on top. The problem has become so bad the council have now erected signs.
This is not the hole in one you want on a golf course. Some poor golfer ended up falling down a 5.5m sinkhole while playing in Illinois. It took 20 minutes to pull him out.
Who needs a gun to foil a robbery when you have a pot of soup. All hail the Subway worker in Illinois who threw a pot of soup over an armed robber (who was wearing a ghost mask). The dude exited stage left after the dunking without getting so much as a dime. I better it was CHICKEN soup!!!
Psst He could have whacked him with a foot long!!!
Of all the strip joints in all the towns, in all the world you had to move next to the Missionary Sisters of Saint Charles Borromeo – Scalabrinians. The Illinois nuns at Stone Park are furious that the council have approved plans for a strip club
to be built right next door to them. The Chicago convent not only houses those seeking to enter the order but also looks after sick and elderly nuns. The club, called “Get It”, will obvious test their faith as bed time will probably have to shift to the wee hours of the morning.
OMG ewh, Illinois has just passed a “roadkill bill” which now allows people to pick, shovel, scrape dead animals off the road to either eat or skin. Yep, that’s right . The bill was pushed through by Republican Rep. Norine Hammond who thought it was a waste for roadkill to rot on the roadsides. One Democrat scoffed at the idea saying….. what to do if a critter wasn’t quite dead? Am I required to perform mouth-to-mouth on that dead skunk? Evidently the pelts of some animals are fetching handsome profits, so skin away good people of Illinois.
Psst Authorities warn, eat roadkill at your own peril.
Woohoo Illinois, thanks for the $1.2 million dollar cycle – pedestrian path you are planning to build right through a rattlesnake habitat. Bless. The city of Wheeling plan to begin construction in 2012 but have a slight prob, it’s the nesting grounds of the endangered and yet dangerous eastern massasauga rattlesnakes. Brilliant, you’ll have to peddle faster!