Look away bike riders this might make you wince. A Chinese student, who was merrily riding along to school, accidentally fell … but here’s where it all went terribly wrong…. when he fell the seat bent back and a steel rod under the seat went straight up his butt. Onlookers were horrified as the rod was unable to be dislodged. Enter firefighters who had to use the jaws of life to cut away the main part of the bicycle from his rear end so he could fit in the ambulance. Doctors were eventually able to remove the seat from his rectum but said “It damn near killed him!”
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You know what would really hurt? Having a toilet paper holder impaled in your neck. Just ask the 69 year old woman from Dallas who had a history of knee trouble before she slipped and fell right onto one. Rescuers later removed the holder and the paper which was still attached to it from her neck before carting her to hospital for stitches.
You know what I hate? When a surfboard impales your face… I really friggin hate that! Empathy alert for Tom Palastanga who duck dived straight into the nose of another surfer’s board who was riding a wave in New Zealand. As his face hit a piece broke off and embedded into his cheek. Ewh, nasty. The chunk went through his cheek, sinus and nasal cavity before piercing the pharynx at the back of his throat. Dude?
Oh, for the love of god, how? A 24 year old woman from Wiltshire, England, impaled her boob on a door handle and she had to be cut free by firefighters. Awkward! The men used hand saws to cut her off the door but the handle still remained inside her body when she was rushed to hospital. Ewh ouch! So far no one knows how the accident happened.
OMG, a quadriplegic man has been impaled after his electric wheelchair was catapulted into a mosh pit at a ACDC concert in Queensland.Witnesses say one of his friends accidentally knocked the joystick of his motorized wheelchair sending him crashing more than a metre down into the pit. As he crash landed a metal stick he used to pick up things embedded in his eye. No, there was no front barrier between the wheelchair podium and the mosh pit.
OK, here’s the thing, if you are really pissed off being stuck behind a slow moving recreational vehicle, just count to ten and think good thoughts! Oh dear, a motorcyclist has been impaled on a motor home after a road rage incident. Yes, I said impaled. Seems from eyewitness accounts the motor home driver was travelling around 55mph along the California highway when the biker became annoyed and made a few obscene hand gestures before passing the vehicle and slamming on the brakes in front of it. OK, not the smartest option! Unfortunately the motor home driver, Michael Antoine, had no time to stop and plowed straight through him. Needless to say the biker died at the scene. Let this be a lesson people!