Tag Archives: impotent

Honey, Pass Me The Dong Chong

That's right, my dong chong is baaaack!!!

Move over Viagra there’s a new kid on the block and it goes by the name of “Himalayan Viagra” or “dong chong xia cao”. The $800 an ounce anti impotence cure is  taking New York by storm. Wanna know what it is? Hmm, try fungus covered silkworms from Nepal! Oh yucky pooh, these special silkworms have  been attacked by a  fungus, killed and then entombed. Evidently you just sprinkle it on your cereal and viola, you’re  up all night.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Careful What You Wish For

Ewh, ouch!

OMG, some poor dude in India underwent emergency surgery after his three week, yes, three week, erection just wouldn’t go away. Doctors said if they hadn’t performed the surgery to put him out of his misery, he would have died. As it is he is now impotent. The man was suffering from a condition called priapism where blood is prevented from draining out of the penis. If not treated the penis becomes gangrenous and/or withers away.


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!