Oh my, Neil Diamond’s song Sweet Caroline has been erased from Penn State football games playlist. Seems in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal the lyrics “touching me, touching you” are now deemed a tad inappropriate.
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OMG, a 41 year old man, only known as Alan, has been banned by a judge from having sex…forever, despite having been living with his boyfriend. Seems having an IQ of 48 and a “vigorous sex drive” is inappropriate. Sheez, even slugs are allowed to have sex and their IQ ain’t nothing to write home about.Anywho, the local council who supply him accommodation started the legal action against his relationship because they believed he didn’t understand what he was doing. A psychiatrist involved allegedly prevented Alan from having sex ed lessons because he believe it would just “confuse” him. In handing down the order the judge said “Alan does not have the capacity to consent to and engage in sexual relations.In such circumstances it is agreed that the present regime for Alan’s supervision and for the prevention of future sexual activity is in his best interests.”
Honey, sweetie, darl, you gotta give up that smutty talk, you’re friggin 92 for goodness sakes! Herbert Johnson has been banned from all libraries in Florida because of his unwanted and rather gross sexual advances towards female employees. His bad behavior includes letters containing sexually explicit language and inappropriate gifts.No loons, I have no idea what type of gifts but I can pretty much guess!!!
OK here’s the thing ladies, there are no acupuncture points in your vagina, even if your doctor tells you so. Grant Woo, a Victorian doctor has had his medical license revoked for two years after several women complained about his bizarre examinations. One woman was examined internally by the good doc because he said he wanted to find a pressure point affecting her hormone imbalance, while another had Chinese herbs inserted into her vagina to fix a digestive problem. The third woman had her nipples tickled to “stimulate her hormones”.The Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal concluded the doctor was performing the examinations “for his own sexual gratification” and not for medical reasons. Ya think? He will now be twiddling his thumbs for two years before he is eligible to reapply for his medical license!
Psst Shouldn’t he also be up for sexual assault…I’m just saying!!!!