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If you are going to make your coffee naked in the small wee hours of the morning in Springfield, Virginia make sure your curtains are closed otherwise you might get yourself slapped with an indecent exposure charge and face a year in jail. A woman and 7 year old boy, who happened to be walking outside Eric Williamson’s house at the same time he was making his brew starkers, we so horrified at what they saw they called police. Bippity, boppity boo, he was taken away in handcuffs. Geez, at least it wasn’t a long black!
Psst Isn’t that where the Simpsons live? That woman didn’t happen to have blue hair? Doh!
Am I missing something here? There seems to an increase in people falling in love with inanimate objects. Geez,the latest comes to you care of a frisky man from Albuquerque. Danny Brawner is looking down the barrel of indecent exposure charges after it was alleged he was seen performing a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.Witnesses told police they saw Danny Brawner “humping” his car’s trunk while swinging his arms around and making loud noises. Ooh did I happen to mention that he had his pants down around his ankles? Guess not. Well, he did! When officers arrived they found Mr Brawner asleep next to his car (friggin typical male!).If convicted he may find himself registered as a sex offender! Bummer, does that mean he wont be allowed to live near a car yard or be in contact with any four wheeled vehicles under the age of 16?
It never ceases to amaze me what some people will do for kicks. Take Timothy Wayne Martin for example. He has just been arrested for a “penis” puppet incident. Yes, the man attached a string to his penis and suspended it over an air conditioner intake and manipulated his it like he was a puppet master. Oh don’t ask me why? Witnesses say he was wearing an unbuttoned flannel shirt at the time. That’ll get you an indecent exposure charge everytime. Hmm and it seems this was his third. Bravo!