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You Can’t Turn The Other Cheek

Woman in bikini thong charged with indecent exposureWearing a thong bikini in South Carolina…. that’s an indecent exposure charge right there. Hmm, who knew exposing your butt was an offence?

Want sauce with that?

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It Takes Two Hands

Oh for crying out loud, pulling into a Burger King drive thru without any pants, holding your penis and asking the female employee if she would like to handle a “Whopper” is so immature, especially when you are 52! Police pulled over Richard C. “Rick” Troupe after the woman wrote down his tag number and they are currently investigating the allegations.

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Pants On The Ground

Really?

Oh for crying out loud Michael Polley, don’t be answering the door with your pants down around your ankles when the police come a knocking after a complaint you exposed yourself. You kinda look friggin guilty. Earlier Polley allegedly pulled down his daks to reveal he was wearing no undies and then proceeded to wiggle his junk at a woman and her children outside her Mesa apartment.

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Mocha!

If you are going to make your coffee naked in the small wee hours of the morning in Springfield, Virginia make sure your curtains are closed otherwise you might get yourself slapped with an indecent exposure charge and face a year in jail. A woman and 7 year old boy, who happened to be walking outside Eric Williamson’s house at the same time he was making his brew starkers, we so horrified at what they saw they called police. Bippity, boppity boo, he was taken away in handcuffs. Geez, at least it wasn’t a long black!

Psst Isn’t that where the Simpsons live? That woman didn’t happen to have blue hair? Doh!

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When You Love Your Car Too Much!

Atta boy!

Am I missing something here? There seems to an increase in people falling in love with inanimate objects. Geez,the latest comes to you care of a frisky man from Albuquerque. Danny Brawner is looking down the barrel of indecent exposure charges after it was alleged he was seen performing a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.Witnesses told police they saw Danny Brawner “humping” his car’s trunk while swinging his arms around and making loud noises. Ooh did I happen to mention that he had his pants down around his ankles? Guess not. Well, he did! When officers arrived they found Mr Brawner asleep next to his car (friggin typical male!).If convicted he may find himself registered as a sex offender! Bummer, does that mean he wont be allowed to live near a car yard or be in contact with any four wheeled vehicles under the age of 16?

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Penis Puppeteer

Look, no hands!

Look, no hands!

It never ceases to amaze me what some people will do for kicks. Take Timothy Wayne Martin for example. He has just been arrested for a “penis” puppet incident. Yes, the man attached a string to his penis and suspended it over an air conditioner intake and manipulated his it like he was a puppet master. Oh don’t ask me why?  Witnesses say he was wearing an unbuttoned flannel shirt at the time. That’ll get you an  indecent exposure charge everytime. Hmm and it seems this was his third. Bravo!

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