What do you do when you are rejected for a coaching and teaching position at a school? Hmm, well if you are disappointed Indiana man you send (allegedly) the successful applicant dead skunks and raccoons, that’s what. Unfortunately, that has got him stalking, intimidation and criminal mischief charges which wont look good on his next application.
Tag Archives: indiana
Lesson 1
Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Meth Labs Of Walmart
Oh come on people of Walmart. A store in Indiana has been decontaminated after an active meth lab was found in a backpack. Seems Walmart bathrooms have become a popular place to crank up drug labs. Cops say it has become more common for dealers to use public places to leave the chemicals to cook, better for a store to kaboom than their own homes.
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Scary
Only A Flesh Wound
Definition of awkward? The clumsy Indiana police chief who waltzed into a gun store and accidentally shot himself in the leg after it got caught in his clothing. Hmm, anyone else got an adjective to describe this calamity? Anyone?
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Cats Shouldn’t Play In The House
The question isn’t, did the cat knock over a lamp in an Indiana home that resulted in the living room being burned down? Nope, the real question is, did the cat do it deliberately!!! Bad kitty.
Psst Claudius set his tail alight last week after sitting on the stove. He kept looking around wondering what the smell was.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
Joy Ride Gets Ugly
Oh come on people, can’t a drunk man have a little fun with his kids? An Indiana man has been charged with neglect after he used a tow strap to tie four kids to the hood of his car before driving them a few blocks down the road. Hello, neglect would be NOT tying them, sheez!!!! The kids aged 4, 5, 6 and 7 were unharmed. While he defended his actions by saying they enjoyed it, police were none too happy, especially after he blew a .17, which is twice Indiana’s blood alcohol limit.The mother of three of the kids was also in the car and drunk as a skunk.
Psst Big shout out to Bill for finding this great yarn.
Filed under Whoops!
So When Can You Start?
Lucky Loser
You would have to be one unlucky bastard. Not only did Mark Chambers get arrested for dealing cocaine but the lottery ticket he had in his pocket maybe seized by police after it was discovered it was a winner!!! Yes, Chambers won the damn Indiana “Pick Four” lottery winning prize money of $2,260. Loser.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Sore Loser, Whoops!