Holy Indiana Jones, Batman. Harrison Ford is lucky to be alive after he crashed his light aircraft into a golf course this morning. After stacking it on the fairway he was rushed to hospital with head injuries.
Tag Archives: injured
My What Big Teeth You Have
A woman driving at night in Maine accidentally hit a cat and decided to take the unconscious critter to a vet. During the drive the feline woke up and that’s when she realised it wasn’t no pussy cat at all but one dazed and confused bobcat. The woman slammed on the brakes and leapt from the car in downtown Bangor and let it out. Authorities later put the bobcat out of its misery.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
Injured Hiker Rescues Rescuer
You know what I hate? When you break your leg while hiking and the paramedic who comes to your rescue gets knocked on the noggin with the helicopter blade and you have to friggin rescue him. In extreme pain the hiker, who happened to be a doctor (specializing in trauma), hopped over to the injured man and controlled the bleeding until more help arrived.
Filed under Well I Never, Whoops!
Bobcat Lessons 101
OK, here’s the thing people, if you hit a bobcat with your car and it lies injured on the median don’t go and try to comfort it because it’s gonna friggin bite you real hard. Bobcats are nasty like that! And we all know what happens when you are bitten by a bobcat, don’t we? Yes siree, that’s extensive rabies treatment for you lady!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife
Horror on the M5
Egads, an horrific pile up in England on the M5 has left about 35 people injured and several people dead. It is believed 27 vehicles were involved in the crash, incuding at least two lorries. Several vehicles caught fire following the impact, as members of the public tried frantically to pry open the car doors of people trapped. Police are currently informing familes of those killed. It is believed bad weather, including rain and fog, was the likely cause of the “the worst road traffic collision anyone can remember”. Thoughts and prayers to those involved.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
Bungling Bakery Burglar
Oh for crying out loud son, get a job. A young Victorian man made a real mess of a bakery burglary after he climbed through a skylight into a locked storeroom and couldn’t get out. Every slap stick move was caught on surveillance camera. Oh boy, it’s painful to watch. Anywho, he eventually handed himself into police and has now been charged.
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!