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Very Tacky

OK, who’s the wiseguy who threw friggin tacks all over a four mile stretch of road during the annual Seattle-to-Portland bike ride? Sheez, one rider was taken to hospital after falling off his bike and several were left  patching their tires.

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Health and Safety Alert

Attention the good people of England, the police would like to inform you that it’s not wise to put wire mesh on your garden shed windows because a burglar might get injured and sue your sorry ass. Many locals in Kent and Surrey have been placing wire mesh over the windows for reinforcement after a spate of burglaries in which power tools, lawnmowers and bikes have been nicked. This has prompted police to warn them that if a crim gets hurt on the wire they could sue  for compo. Hmm, so maybe the locals should put a welcome mat outside the shed and leave the door open. Oh wait, the thief might trip over the mat and get hit by the door on the way out! Friggin Nanny State!

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Um, No!

Oh well never mind, a woman who injured her nose and damaged her teeth while having sex during a work trip won’t be able to claim worker’s compensation. Unfrigginlucky. Seems she was suppose to tell her employer she planned to have a bit of hankie pankie first. The public servant’s injuries were thanks to a glass light fitting falling off the wall and hitting her in the moosh during sex with an unnamed man !

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Toilet Door Fail

A woman in Canada is suing McDonalds after a toilet door fell on her. Holly McDermott wants $300,000 for the stress, trauma and injuries she received after being walloped by the cubicle door. The incident happened in January 2009 when Ms McDermott went to a Edmonton store for a coffee and a pee. As she entered one of the toilet cubicles the door came off its hinges and kaboomed her. As a result she claims she suffered injuries to ….wait for it…head, neck, upper back, left shoulder, arm and forearm, left leg, chest, left hand, index finger, right foot and ribs .What was it,  friggin steel?  She is also claiming that thanks to the friggin door she now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder.Maccas should be grateful she wasn’t  holding a hot cup of coffee at the time!

Psst I hope she washed her hands, god knows what you could catch from a toilet door!

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