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North Korea’s Internet Down

computer woman 2Oo Oh, don’t mess with the US, Pongyang, or your internet might go poof!!!North Korea is currently suffering major internet outages following their hacking of Sony and Obamas threat to respond. OMG, I hope Kim Jong Un doesn’t have to restart Candy Crush, that would be a bitch. This may be the start of cyber attack wars. Dear lord, can you back up Flappy Bird?

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Teen Buys Live Bomb Over Internet

Note to self , do not buy a live bomb over the internet. Luke Stillman lost several fingertips and received horrific burns after a Spanish 81mm mortar he bought from a military dealer went kaboom . The 16 year old believed the mortar to be deactivated when he began to tinker with it. The live bomb was sent by Royal Mail through the post.

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Friggin Loon Currently Up a Tree

Just letting you know that Internet in Tassie sucks and I am currently using my IPad up a tree. Yesterday I went to Albert Park and guess what loons? I not only discovered they have monkeys in the park but the monkeys carry the herpes virus. Step away from the monkeys!!!!!

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There, that should do it, bullies!

The only good hackers  are the ones that shuts down al-Qaeda’s ability to communicate. Over the past few days unknown hackers have infiltrated the terrorist group internet system and through a string of sophisticated techniques brought the whole thing crashing down. Oh well, it’s back to camel carrier communication for you! Well down boys.

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New Zealand Gets Tough On Internet Users

WTF? MUM!!!!!!!

Oh my, the New Zealand government is taking radical steps to curb  Copyright infringement (file sharing) on the Internet. They are planning to pass a law which allows them to cut off access to repeat offenders. Hmm, lets just say that went down like a cup of cold sick. Protesting has already begun, check out the url to the story for starters …. http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/4882838/government-is-totally-fucked

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And This Little Piggy

Those friggin Al Qaeda swines , how dare they use  a cute  adorable piglet with red wellies to cyber attack the US.

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Libya Says Civil War, China Say Performance Art!

People are revolting!

On the 14th of Feb, three days after the fall of Egyptian Pres Mubarak, Libyan Facebook users sent out the call to peacefully protest against Gadhafi. Needless to say the Libyan government were not amused and tried to quell fears Gadhafi’s days as dictator were numbered. It didn’t work. Seven days later and the streets now flow with the  blood of disgruntled Libyans as soldiers gunned them down on the streets and even as they bury the dead. It is rumored Libya have switched off the internet so soldiers can begin slaughtering protester away from the horrified eyes of the world. Hmm, there isn’t much they can do when Libya’s Internet is owned and controlled by the government. Today Gadhafi’s son Saif al-Islam appeared on state television to warn demonstrators that if they don’t stop the nonsense the country is heading for a civil war.

I swear this is all the doing of the Y-gen! Friggin social media!

Psst Meanwhile over in China another Facebook protest campaign named the “Jasmine Revolution” has been dismissed by Chinese Government as simply “performance art”. Good luck with that!

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Egypt Unplugged

OMG, Egypt’s internet is currently unplugged. The kill switch was pulled by the government as protesters called for the end of President Hosni Mubarak’s nearly 30-year rule. The internet blackout has raised eyebrows around the world. Surely it can’t be THAT easy to get a government to force all their internet providers to pull their plugs? Hmm, maybe it is! Oh and if you think you can Tweet or Facebook from your cell phone in Egypt during these protests and riots, think again, all cell phone calls have been blocked too! I’m guessing they don’t want the world to know what is really going on!

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Porn Gone .Com

I guess it's Discovery channel then!

Nanny State are planning to block all internet porn. Yes, you heard me correctly ALL internet porn.  The only way people in the UK will be able to access porn will be via an opt in system (which no doubt will be monitored).Hmm, so what will the Pommes do for entertainment? Dear god,  they might have to go back to having real sex! Gord blimey. Let the censorship begin.

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Actress Does Not Have Six Toes

OK Grey’s Anatomy fans, lets just get this straight, Ellen Pompeo does not have six toes on each foot. It’s lies people, lies. The misunderstanding started after a photo was published in the Daily Mail of what appeared to be the actress having six toes on each foot, a condition known as polydactyly.This has now proven to have been an optical illusion, so can we all go back to pulling the piss on Lindsay Lohan please!!!

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