Never, ever interrupt a mother while she is playing Farmville on Facebook, that’s a killing. Alexandra Tobias faces life in prison after allegedly shaking her three month old son to death for interrupting her virtual farm game. It all started when baby Dylan began crying during a session of FarmVille and she shook him to shut him up. A little while later the family dog knocked the tyke off the couch and the screaming started again. This time Tobias shook him until he stopped breathing. She later told police Dylan’s head “could have” hit the computer while she was shaking him. Urgh, a fail as a farmer and a mother, that’s definitely a defriending.