You know what I hate? When you go to investigate a fire and someone sets your arson van alight. I really friggin hate that. An investigator for the Denver Fire Department was at the scene of a two car fire when someone snuck up on his van and set it alight. Hmm, now it’s a three car fire investigation I guess.
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Move over Peter Sutcliffe we have a new serial killer in town. OMG, a British academic, who is believed to have a PhD in psychology and who is currently studying serial killers (in particular Jack The Ripper) is being held under suspicion of murdering three (and maybe up to 6) prostitutes. Nice one, hiding under the cloak of Academia. Stephen Griffiths (40) was arrested after a caretaker discovered horrific, and I mean horrific, CCTV footage of a woman being shot in the head with a crossbow. The victim, Suzannes Blamires, can be seen being chased down a corridor outside Mr Griffiths’ flat, bashed unconscious and moments later shot in the head with a crossbow bolt before being dragged away .Urgh, later footage shows a man, believed to be the university researcher, taking bin bags out of his flat. Oh dear and it just gets worse, police suspect Ms Blamires was dismembered with a samurai sword and some of her body parts eaten. Sheez, search his place I bet they find a DVD of Silence of the Lambs! Confirming fears, Police found body parts floating in River Aire, believed to be those of Ms Blamires, on Tuesday. Shees, neighbors, who called Mr Giffiths “weirdo”, are probably counting their lucky stars he never overheard them!
Psst I wasn’t kidding the murders happened in Bradford, the Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe’s old stomping grounds.
2nd psst He also had a MySpace page under Ven Pariah which has now been removed!
Warning to all 1999-2003 Ford Windstar minivan owners, you might want to slow the hell up. Seems your car may have a wee axle breakage problem, hmm, like they tend to snap when driving at highway speeds. So a little word from all the other motorists out there, you might want to consider taking side roads for the time being, thanks!
Wal-Mart officials are still trying to find the person who used the pubic address system in their South Jersey store and announced “Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people leave the store now.” Hmm, that’s a civil rights violation right there.