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No Refund Wedding Twist

A woman’s worst nightmare… having her groom get cold feet a week before the wedding and bailing. Probably even worse is when the mother of the bride decides to go ahead with the $35,000 wedding (because there is no refund)  and invites local homeless people to the banquet. OK, who am I kidding, great idea, really thoughtful but now every one around the world knows the poor bride got ditched. Anywho, she was too distraught to show so her mom hosted the event at Sacramento’s posh Citizen Hotel. Families and individuals from local shelters arrived to feast on the lavish meal.

PSST Mother and ex bride then flew off the Belize to enjoy the honeymoon. I wonder if the groom’s family had chipped in any of the costs? Come on loons, aren’t you curious?

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Kim Jong Il Slowly Getting To Meet All The US Presidents

We need something to go with Pyongy beer!!!

Well obviously Kim Jong Il is over golf and into peanuts! Rumor has it former US pres Jimmy Carter is on his way to North Korea to rescue  Aijalon Mahli Gomes who was busted for entering the country illegally. North Korea have agreed to release him if Carter comes and gets him.

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