A man in Iowa tried to deposit a $1 million bill into his bank account. Needless to say the bank rang the cops who asked him if he has any more million dollar bills and low and behold a baggie of meth fell from his pocket. Naw, bless. I wonder whose face he drew on the bill?
PSST I wonder what he exchanged for the bill? He is going to be right pissed when the fog lifts!
Filed under Sore Loser, They Live Among Us !
Iowa have just changed their gun laws to allow blind people to own and carry firearms in public. What could possibly go wrong Rutger Hauer?
Filed under Well I Never
OK, here’s the thing man from Iowa. When selling an “oak coffin on a stand” online, don’t be including no friggin skeletal remains . Just saying. Now you got the Iowa police all over you like a cheap suit. The dude who posted the ad said the coffin belonged to the now defunct Independent Order of Odd Fellows organization and was told the bones were donated by a doctor in the 1880s. Hmm, let the medical examiner be the judge of that.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
There is much confusion over the gender of an Iowa bank robber , after the image of her/him wearing a slinkly lime dress was posted on a police Facebook site. Seems many believe she is infact a he and is simply wearing the “mullet dress” (short in front, long in back) as a disguise. Awkward for the robber either way.
Filed under They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Rudolph, Prancer and Blitzen get back in the friggin sleigh
Three deer walk into a department store. It’s Iowa , no one notices!!!! They eventually exit, two through the automatic doors they came in through, the other snuck out the back door. No word on if they bought anything….I hear Santa is a bitch to shop for.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
You know what I hate? When an intoxicated man decides to drive home from a pub with his zebra and a macaw sitting in the front seat of his truck with him. Friggin Iowa! I hope they had seat belts!
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
My job here is done!
Oh dear, Larry Godwin from Iowa didn’t just get shot once trying to shoot a raccoon in a live trap, he got leaded twice. The 68 year old was hit in the lower abdomen by a ricocheting bullet after he attempted to shoot the caged animal , then as luck would have it, as he dropped the 22 – caliber gun it fired again and hit him in the same friggin spot.
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
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