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Pokemon Go….Get!!!

Authorities want the nuclear waste from Asse removed to new location

Is that a Pikachu?

Iran seems the only sensible country when it comes to Pokemon Go. Banned. No one likes crowds hanging around secret nuclear sites I say.

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Iran Nuclear Deal

What could possibly go wrong?

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Argo F-Yourself Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck maybe the toast of Hollywood at the moment but over in Iran he’s just shit on their shoes. Iran are still friggin irate over Afflects portrayal of Iranians in his award winning movie Argo. So much so that they are planning to sue. One really pissed off Irani said Ben Affleck might one day be hanged for war crimes and treason and not just for Argo, but also for his role in the 2001 film Pearl Harbor. Hey, bad acting isn’t necessarily a hangable offence is it?  Run Lindsay Lohan, run!!!

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Feet Up People of Tehran

Mutant rats terrorise TehranOh dear seems Tehran has mutant rats on the rampage. The government have employed snipers to blast the radiation exposed uber rats to kingdom come. Some are reportedly the size of cats and are already outnumbering humans. Poison is not longer effective in killing the rodents and now specially-trained marksmen are being paid to ping them off at night using infra red.

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All Iranian Female Ministers Do, Is Complain

Just remember who wear's the grey trouser pants around here

Just remember who wear’s the grey trouser pants around here

Well that didn’t last long. Imadinnerjacket has sacked Iran’s first woman minister because she had the audacity to criticise the country’s health policies. Seems the health minister Marziyeh Vahid Dastjerdi’s gripe was about the importation of luxury cars taking priority  over the importing of vital medicines. Problem is that since being slapped with International sanctions, Iran’s had to  prioritize what they can bring into the country and medicine ain’t top of the list …. nor is female ministers it seems!!! Begone.

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Salman Rushdie Just Has His Locks Changed AGAIN!!!!

Who’s there?

Oh my, seems that whole Salman Rushdie fatwa is still going strong, in fact, the reward has just been upped from $2.8m to $3.3m since the British author recently said in an interview there is a need for blasphemy.Rushdie, who wrote the infamous  Satanic Verses, has been in hiding since 1989 when Iran’s Ayatollah Khomeini called for his death. It hasn’t been all bad for Salman, he’s been married three times during his protective hiding phase.

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Who’s killing the great nuclear scientists of Iran?

Come out, come out, where ever you are. Seems over the last few years Iran’s top scientists have systematically been  bumped off and fingers are being pointing directly at US (CIA), UK (MI6) and Israel (Mossad).The latest victim was Ahmadi Roshan, a deputy director of Iran’s main uranium enrichment plant, who was going on his merry way when assassins on motorbikes rode up along side his car and placed a magnetic bomb  ….. kaboom. Now Imadinnerjacket and the Ayatollah are peeved. Oh boy, the UN, shall be expecting some strongly worded letters, no doubt!

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So That’s How They Are Smuggling Radioactive Isotopes To Iran

No need to panic but WTF! A passenger has been caught at a Moscow airport allegedly on his way to Tehran with  radioactive isotope Sodium-22 in his hand luggage. A warning system at customs went friggin berserk after it detected radiation 20 times the norm in the departure area . Hello, I would have gone friggin berserk too!!! After a search of a passenger’s bags they discovered eighteen metallic objects (the radioactive isotope) contained in individual steel boxes.  Pity the fool who sat next to him. Glow much? I bet if they searched his luggage they’d find 50 grey suits with Imadinnerjacket’s name on them.

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Come Out, Come Out, Where Ever You Are

Attention good people of Iran, if you happen to come across a US RQ-170 drone in your travels could you please give the CIA a buzz thanks, they are looking for it! Seems the $6 million unmanned aircraft,  nicknamed “beast of Kandahar”, went AWOL during a secret mission. Evidently it is so top secret the US Air Force haven’t even distributed a photo of the darn thing.

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Iranian Actress Arrested and Facing 90 Lashes

Being in an Aussie film ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, just ask actress Marzieh Vafamehr. She’s been sentenced to a year in an Iranian jail and 90 lashes for her role in the movie My Tehran for Sale which was filmed in Tehran by Australian film makers. The family of Marzieh Vafamehr had wanted to keep her arrest quiet to avoid unwanted publicity but news went public a few days ago. In the film Vafamehr plays a young actress in Tehran whose theatre work is banned by the authorities. In some scenes she wasn’t wearing her hijab.

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