Iran seems the only sensible country when it comes to Pokemon Go. Banned. No one likes crowds hanging around secret nuclear sites I say.
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Ben Affleck maybe the toast of Hollywood at the moment but over in Iran he’s just shit on their shoes. Iran are still friggin irate over Afflects portrayal of Iranians in his award winning movie Argo. So much so that they are planning to sue. One really pissed off Irani said Ben Affleck might one day be hanged for war crimes and treason and not just for Argo, but also for his role in the 2001 film Pearl Harbor. Hey, bad acting isn’t necessarily a hangable offence is it? Run Lindsay Lohan, run!!!
Oh dear seems Tehran has mutant rats on the rampage. The government have employed snipers to blast the radiation exposed uber rats to kingdom come. Some are reportedly the size of cats and are already outnumbering humans. Poison is not longer effective in killing the rodents and now specially-trained marksmen are being paid to ping them off at night using infra red.
No need to panic but WTF! A passenger has been caught at a Moscow airport allegedly on his way to Tehran with radioactive isotope Sodium-22 in his hand luggage. A warning system at customs went friggin berserk after it detected radiation 20 times the norm in the departure area . Hello, I would have gone friggin berserk too!!! After a search of a passenger’s bags they discovered eighteen metallic objects (the radioactive isotope) contained in individual steel boxes. Pity the fool who sat next to him. Glow much? I bet if they searched his luggage they’d find 50 grey suits with Imadinnerjacket’s name on them.