The “Unmissable” Ireland indeed. This is what happens when you get the star of Fifty Shades of Grey to promote Ireland. Not a soul looking at the stunning scenery…nope, they all are staring at the bulge in Jamie Dornan’s pants. Settle loons, apparently it was a golf ball.
Tag Archives: Ireland
Benjy The Gay Bull Saved From Becoming a Handbag
Holy feather duster Tinkerbell, Benjy, the gay bull from Ireland has been saved from the slaughterhouse by gay and animal rights campaigners. Poor Benjy, who was having his way with other bulls, was sent to the chopping block because he was basically useless with the female folk. Anywho, word got out about Benjy’s plight and thanks to a crowd funding campaign Benjy is now tripping the light fantastic at an animal sanctuary.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Marathon Runner 1, Bag Snatcher 0
Definition of Unlucky? Being chased by a marathon runner after snatching a purse from an 83 year old woman. What’s the odds? The exhausted thief was forced to throw the contents of the bag into the river after doing a few laps of the city and realizing he was unable to shake off the dude.
Psst Cork, Ireland
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious
Humiliation Is Complete
An Irishman in Cork decided to see if he could fit into a toddlers high chair at a McDonalds. The answer was pretty much NO, after it took three cops to extract him from it.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!
Monster In The Lough
Feet out of the water, people. Two Irish college students out on Lough Foyle allegedly filmed a monster like creature. Oh alright, I can hear your collective sighing. Well, it could be a monster! Anywho, you can all be the judge, here’s the footage.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Starbucks Fail
Um, that’s awkward Starbucks. When the coffee giant tweeted to its followers “show us what makes you proud to be British.”, for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, it might have been a good idea not to include the 2,000 followers from the Republic of Ireland. I’m just saying! So far Starbucks have tweeted two apologies.
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