What could possibly go wrong? A cafe in Israel is offering big discounts if Jews and Arabs sit and have a meal together. In fact the hummus cafe is offering a 50% discount to any table that has an Arab and Jew sitting at it. The owner said “If there’s anything that can bring together these peoples, it’s hummus,” Hmm, more likely the discount…. just saying.
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What is worse than tear gas? Seems Israeli “skunk” beats it hands down. Described as smelling like a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, Israeli soldiers have been spraying the foul liquid at Palestinian stone throwing protestors. Armored tanker trucks have cannons filled with the foul fluid ready to unleash on crowds. One guy on the receiving end of skunk said nothing can remove the stench and for days people won’t come near him.
OMG, a woman in Israel has somehow managed to swallow her toothbrush. Bat-El Panker (24) was brushing her teeth when she bent over the tap with her toothbrush in her mouth and viola, down her throat (so much for gravity). After several attempts at trying to retrieve it she gave up and rushed herself to the hospital but the doctors couldn’t find it and sent her home. The next day she began feeling pain and went to another hospital for X rays and a ultra sound. Still no sign of the toothbrush. Finally after having a CT scan the damn thing showed up and a doctor fished it out of her stomach.
Psst Lucky she didn’t have to pass it, that would have hurt!
You know there is nothing worse when you are driving along and a friggin horse jumps onto your car and puts his hooves right through your windscreen. Hate that!
Psst Don’t you worry, the horse escaped with only minor injures! Hmm, but I’m guessing the car owner is going to have a right old time trying to convince the insurance agency what really happened!