Tag Archives: Jang Song Thaek

Kim Jong Un Pruned His Family Tree

kim-jong-um-but-holeKim Jong Un has solved the problem of having an empty seat at next year’s  Christmas table after he bumped off his uncle. Yep, in an impressive move he has had the entire family of Jang Song Thaek executed and,  by entire family , I mean Jang’s sister (her hubby, Ambassador to Cuba), her nephew, her nephew’s two sons, Jang’s two brothers and their sons, daughters and even grandchildren. Un evidently wants no evidence that the family ever existed. Roger that.

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One Empty Seat At Kim Jong Un’s Chrissie Table

Christmas is going to be a tad awkward at the Jong Un household this year after he erradicated his wayward uncle. And by eradicated I mean executed. Jang Song Thaek  is was the second most powerful man in North Korea until he did something real naughty because  Kim Jong Un declared him “worse than a dog” and claimed he had  “committed such hideous crime as attempting to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power of our party and state.” Ouch!

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