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Slightly Marinated

What the cluck?

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, might want to stay away from the booze. Jerry Patterson from North Little Rock found himself in jail after he allegedly pissed on $500 worth of chicken at a Kroger grocery store and then chomped on a large packet of ham. That’s a public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief charge right there. Discounted chicken any one?


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