Bring me some water. Lindsay can’t seem to get no bottled aqua and she ain’t drinking from no nasty jail sink. Anywho, her little jail stint could make her millions if she doesn’t self harm first. Miranda kerr and Orlando Bloom tied the knot (woohoo lets give them a Mexican “who cares” wave). Beyonce, is responsible for Booty Pop undies which make your ass a whole lot bigger (thanks biatch). Twinnings are making a Lady Gaga flavored tea (now she can feed her pet teapot and saucer!). Jersey Shore cast went on strike and the world rejoiced. Zsa Zsa Gabor is in a critical condition after realising who she was married to falling and breaking a hip. Oh and lets not forget the latest Mad Max round up, he’s still douchebag and she is still a nobody.