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Kidnapper Sues Hostages

Heed this warning, people who get taken as hostages, never, ever make a verbal deal with a murder suspect  even if he offers you lots and lots of money. In 2009 Jared and Lindsay Rowley were lalala-ing in their Kansas home when Jesse Dennis Dimmick burst in  with a knife and begged them to hide him for an unspecific amount of money. Not having much choice they agreed,but the second Dimmick dozed off, they bolted. Fast forward 3 years and the Rowley’s are being sued by Dimmick for $235,000 because they broke their verbal agreement to hide him. Seems he got shot by the SWAT team after the Rowley’s fled and he wants them to foot the medical bills. The Rowleys meanwhile want $75,000 for the emotional stress caused by the fool.

Psst I think this is a case for Judge Judy!!!

2nd Psst Thanks to Susi Spice for the heads up.

Want sauce with that?

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Psst Wake Up, You’re Under Arrest!

We call that cow tipping!

We call that cow tipping!

Being a full time criminal can be very tiring work, just ask Jesse Dennis Dimmick from Dover, Kansas.Poor guy held a couple hostage for several hours but became  so tired he fell asleep, leaving them to make an exit stage left. Once the couple were safely outside, the Topeka police stormed the house and confronted Dimmick (who was probably just waking up from a peaceful sleep), and shot him during the altercation. Don’t worry, he’ll live!


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