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Peace Keeping Hummus

What could possibly go wrong? A cafe in Israel is offering big discounts if  Jews and  Arabs sit and have a meal together. In fact the hummus cafe is offering a 50% discount to any table that has an Arab and Jew sitting at it. The owner said “If there’s anything that can bring together these peoples, it’s hummus,” Hmm,  more likely the discount…. just saying.

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Whatever You Do, Don’t Mention The War!

Um yeah, about that ride. When considering naming a carnival ride, I would probably avoid the name “The Zyklon” as Zyklon B was the name of the gas used by the Nazis to kill millions of Jews during the Holocaust. I’m just saying! Sure it is also German for cyclone but many South Florida residents don’t see it that way. One Holocaust survivor said “Of all the names in the world, why do they need to name rides that? It’s upsetting to me to come across that, as a survivor. I lost my whole family in the gas chambers, particularly in Auschwitz.”
That word isn’t new to controversy in the US, a few years back  a company tried to trademark the name Zyklon for appliances they were selling, which included gas ovens.

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Biting The Hand That Feeds You

Oi, oi, oi, if you want to make it in the cut throat world of fashion its best you don’t be sprouting anti-Semitic tirades and declaring your love of “Hitler”, it’s career suicide John Galliano I say, career suicide. The British fashion designer has found himself landing on his petite little ass after a video surfaced of him insulting French cafe patrons and declaring “I love Hitler”. Christian Dior have announced they are sacking the 50 year old. Oh boy. It doesn’t help that the face of Dior perfume is Oscar winning actress Natalie Portman, who is Jewish and now “deeply shocked and disgusted” by Galliano’s behavior. Hmm, hey Galliano, there is a spare seat over there, near Mel.

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Don’t Mention The War

Oi, copyright infringement!

Oi, oi, oi, when Lisa Marie Thompson decided to get personalized licence plates for her boyfriend Andrew Ryan, she really wasn’t really thinking of the ramifications. Hmm, not until she received a complaint from a pissed off motorist, who I suspect was Jewish. Yes, for 4 years she had been driving around with “ARYAN1” on her plates (FYI she is no longer with boyfriend).Transport officials in New Zealand are refusing to have the plate withdrawn because it would be a breach of Ms Thompson’s rights and Ms Thompson says she has no intention of handing them in.

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I Will Survive

An Australian Jewish woman,  Jane Korman, who posted a vid of her family singing and dancing to “I will survive” at the Auschwitz death camp has caused  mini outrage. Now normally I’d poo-poo such behavior but considering her 89 year old father (who features in the video) is an Auschwitz survivor, I say you go for it. No one but those who suffered at the hands of the Nazis could fully understand the nightmare that they endured, so if a little  singing and dancing alleviates a little of the pain so be it. Adolek Kohn was only a child when he was rounded up by the Nazis and taken to the camp where most of his family died in the notorious gas chamber. His daughter says it’s a celebration of survival  and not a mark of disrespect.

Psst Hitler would be rolling around in his grave if he saw this!!! Good!

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Jews Should Get The Hell Out Of Palestine

Oi,Oi, Oi, Helen Thomas, the 89 year old member of the White House Press Corps got herself in a right old pickle recently when she stated that Jews should get the hell out of Palestine and go back home to “Poland, Germany and America and everywhere else”. Hmm, that pretty much went down like a cup of cold sick especially when Rabbi Nesenoff broke this story on RabbiLIVE.com.

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It’s All One Big Conspiracy

Why the hell didn’t I see. Retired Bishop Giacomo Babini of the Italian town of Grosseto believes the recent sex scandals sweeping through the Catholic Church have been orchestrated by the Freemasons and the Jews. Hello, we all know they are “eternal enemies of Catholicism”. Geez, slap me down Dan Brown for not seeing this coming! Mr Babini believes that it’s primarily a Zionist attack aimed at bringing down the church. How simple, right there in front of our eyes! Basically he thinks the Jews are “God-killers” and that “guilt is graver than what Christ predicted would happen to them, saying ‘do not cry for me, but for your own children.'” Whoa! And if you think that was a little bit harsh, Mr Babini had to go and bring up the Holocaust “Don’t believe that Hitler was merely crazy. The truth is that the Nazis’ criminal fury was provoked by the Jews’ economic embezzlement, by which they choked the German economy.”  OK, now I am backing right away, you are on your own now mister!

Psst Hmm, so how does that explain all the children who were molested by Catholic priests again?

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Can You Get That?

Great, now we can vote on Idol!

Great, now we can vote on Idol!

A note to all ultra-orthodox Jews, if you want to use your cell phones on Sabbath and religious Hols you can now use your teeth! Yep, that’s right, you can place a special metal pin in your mouth and press buttons on your phone without getting yourself in trouble. Under normal circumstances religious Jews are not allowed to travel, cook, work or use phones from sunset Friday to Saturday night. However they are allowed to break the Sabbath rules if they are required to save a life.So Jews working as volunteers or in emergency services are now free to use their teeth.

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