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No One Will Be Picking On Him In The Playground

What does a German mother who gives birth to an enormous 13lb (6kg) baby boy (without the help of a c-section) call him? Well, if you said Jihad take a fatwa out on yourself! Mummsie, who weighs a whopping 528 lbs (240kg), is being blamed for giving birth to the enormous bub because she ate too much sweet food during her pregnancy, despite knowing she has gestational diabetes.  No word on whose to blame for the friggin name yet!!!

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Underwear Bomber

Ooh ouch!

Seems underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab hadn’t heard the news when he shouted out “Osama’s alive” at a pre-trial hearing. Boy, is he going to be pissed when they tell  him! Oh yeah, he also shouted jihad. The Nigerian man is facing trail for attempting to blow up the Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit with a bomb in his undies. It failed to detonate but instead gave him  nasty burn to the crotch.

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Saudi Student Plots Jihad In Texas

Sheez, someone wanted to kaboom George W with a weapon of mass destruction, wouldn’t that have been ironic? Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari a Saudi student studying chemical engineering has been arrested under suspicion of buying chemicals and equipment with the intent to blow things up, like dams, nuclear plants and George W Bush’s ranch in Texas. The 20 year old had been in the US for 2 years under the ruse of studying at Texas Tech University but all the time he was really planning a jihad. His plot was foiled when a chemical supplier became sus about an order from Aldawsari and dobbed him in. Federal agents then traced his online purchases and secretly search his apartment where they found evidence of a major terrorist plot. Needless to say I hope he likes the color orange!

Want sauce with that?

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Swiss Jihad

Well, well, well, Switzerland may not be able to hide under it’s neutrality policy  much longer after Colonel Gaddafi called it a infidel state and declared a jihad. Oh dear, Switzerland and the Gaddafi family have had a strained relationship ever since one of the Colonel’s sons, Hannibal, was arrested in a Geneva hotel and charged with assaulting a member of his staff. It also didn’t help when they banned the construction of minarets in Switzerland. Gaddafi said “Any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against (the Prophet) Mohammad, and God and the Koran,” Hmm, move over Rushdie you might have company!

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