Joao Correa claims he had eaten something really, really dodgy in Honduras. Thirty minutes into his Delta Airlines flight to Atlanta his bowels began to rumble. Wouldn’t you know it, that was the same time the friggin beverage cart came rattling down the aisle. Mr Correa couldn’t passed it so he asked a flight attendant if he could use the business class lavatory urgently. Request denied. So a sweating Mr Correa stood around pinching his butt cheeks for a few more minutes before weighing up his options a) crap in undies b) do what it takes to get his arse on that bowl. He decided on option b) and made a sprint for the business class toilet. As the flight attendant put up her arm to stop him he claims he grabbed it to stop himself falling. Attendants story… he grabbed her arm pulled it down and twisted it. Anywho Correa was arrested on landing at Atlanta and spent two days in jail.No word on whether he got to the toilet or not!
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April 10, 2009 · 10:23 am