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Silly Sausage

Do you know the quickest way to get deported from Kyrgyzstan? Well, if you are a Scottish mine worker, posting that their national dish looks like a horse penis on Facebook will do it. Yes, the Scottish worker was arrested and then given his marching orders after posting a photo of his co-workers lining up for their chuchuck sausage and including the horse penis reference. Evidently, he was lucky to have dodged a 5 year jail sentence for race hate.

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What’s The Difference

What’s the difference between Mark knopfler and Cliff Richards?

One is in Dire Straits and the other is in Deep Shit

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AIDS joke fail

OK, here’s the thing lady, don’t jokingly tell the man you just slept with that you have AIDS or he might just go and get his 12 gauge shotgun from the closet and shoot you in the head, making you deaf in one ear. I’m just saying. Lloyd Wilkins has no sense of humor.

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The Dalai Lama Walks Into A Pizza Shop

I’m not sure telling the Dalai Lama a joke was a wise move , oh unless you want global ridicule publicity. Australian fool news reporter Karl Stefanovic has become a laughing stock after failing to tickle the Dalai Lama’s funny bone by telling him a lame joke on live TV.

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Can’t Take A Joke

While you were sleeping!

OK, here’s the thing Ian Mahoney, covering your flatmate’ face with nail varnish, Vicks vapour rub and Ky Jelly while she slept will get you a jail sentence buster. Despite telling police it was a joke and no malice was intended, the victim Nicola Parle begged to differ.When she woke up she pretty much freaked as she couldn’t open her eyes and could only feel gunk on her face.

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Outgoing Minister Has Last Laugh

Kidding!

When newly appointed British chief secretary to the Treasury David Laws rocked up to his first day at work he found a letter by outgoing chief secretary Liam Byrne on his desk. Mr Laws assumed it would contain some constructive advice  but instead it simply read “There’s no money left.”  Blahahahaahaa. Mr Byrne insisted “My letter was a joke, from one chief secretary to another. I do hope David Laws’ sense of humour wasn’t another casualty of the coalition deal,”

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Terror At The Senior Citizen Center

Sometimes when senior citizens have a short term memory lapse it leads to a 911 call. Terri Talbott and her hubby had been joking to their friend Tina Romero about the “bomb” ingredients needed to make cabbage stew. So when they dropped off a box of  vegetables for her, they labeled it bomb and drew a explosive device on the side of it as a part of the ongoing joke. Unfortunately Ms Romero had forgotten the conversation and rang 911. The Talbotts noticed all of the police cars outside the senior center a short time later and went to see what all the kerfuffle was about. Awkward!

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