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Best Twitter Pope Jokes

Does the Pope quit in the woods?

So the Pope is resigning. Is it something we did? 

There’s a good chance the next pope will be Canadian. Ehmen

“That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight losing my religion” … Pope at karaoke last night,”

“Pope joins Twitter and loses all interest in his real job. I hear you mate, I hear you,” Khaya Dlanga

The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict

“The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.”

I would make a pope joke but they’re already in mass.

As if the world economy needs more bad news, word out of Rome announced this morning that God is having to lay off the Pope.

Where would I send my CV to apply to be Pope

says it’s probably not a coincidence that the Grammys aired yesterday and the Pope resigns today…

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The Art of Stealing

The first rule of stealing, don’t jokingly tell a woman you are going to break into her house and steal her TV, then actually do it!  Seems you instantly become the go-to man for police!  Authorities are still investigating

Want sauce with that?

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Scotland’s Best And Worst Joke

Want to know what was voted the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe festival? Sure you do and here it is….

‘I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’

Standby here’s the one voted the worst ……

‘I said to a fella, “Is there a B&Q in Henley?” He said, “No, there’s an H, an E, an N, an L and a Y”.’

Oh and the one I just couldn’t work out whether it was funny or sick …..

‘My friend died doing what he loved … heroin.’

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Deyank Has A Few Funnies

Want a few laughs ? Bill over at Deyanks has posted a few jokes …….click here.

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31 Nerd Jokes

What is the universe coming to when a nerd does comedy?

Blahahaa, can you smell chloroform on my hand…now that was funny!

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