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Joran Van Der Sloot Gets 28 Years

See ya, don't want to be ya!

Well, hopefully this will be the last we’ll be hearing of Joran van der Sloot for awhile. He’s just been sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison for the murder of Stephany Flores. That’s a release date of June 10th, 2038. Joran, who made worldwide headlines in 2005 when Natalee Holloway vanished during a school holiday in Aruba, pleaded guilty to the violent killing of a young business student in Peru. Might need some soap on a rope.


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Joran Van Der Sloot Fan Club

Membership 1. Oh for crying out loud, a female radiologist in the US, has taken suspected murderer Joran Vander Sloot under her protective wing. Mary Hamer from Florida, believes the poor boy is suffering Post Traumatic Stress due to the notoriety the first “unsolved” crime (Natalee Holloway) drew… “He has been beaten up and attacked by rich, middle-age Americans who have slandered him all over the world. There have been multiple civil rights violations made against this poor young man.”. Hmm, yeah, and what about the rights of Stephany Flores???? Hamer, who pays for Joran’s legal fees and sends him care packages says she is Joran’s “civil rights advocate, spiritual guide, and guardian angel.” Hmm, go sell crazy somewhere else lady. Hamer, who has already visited Joran twice in the Peruvian prison, believes he should be receiving medical treatment for his post traumatic stress. Seriously, if Joran was suffering post traumatic stress the last thing he would be doing  was trying to extort money from Beth Twitty in order to fund his  gambling habits in Peru.


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Joran Van der Sloot’s Hearing Begins

Well, well, well, guess whose trial is just around the corner? Joran Van der Sloot! You remember him don’t you? He’s the Dutch guy linked to the disappearance of Natalie Holloway and the man accused of killing Stephany Flores in Peru. Prosecutors are seeking a 30-year prison sentence and a $73,000 restitution to Flores’ family. Good luck with that! Preliminary hearing starts Monday.


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Joran van der Sloot Confesses

Joran van der Sloot has finally confessed to murdering Stephany Flores Ramirez in his hotel room in Lima last week. He told Peruvian police the girl intruded into his private life by reading articles about him on the internet “She had no right.” After confronting her, he then said he grabbed her by the neck and hit her. Police are currently scouring his laptop fearing there maybe more victims (I wouldn’t be surprised). Hmm, now he doesn’t have daddy dearest to protect him, justice might finally be served.


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Joran van der Sloot

Well, well, well, look who’s the main suspect in another murder….remember Joran van der Sloot? He’s the Dutch kid who was the main suspect in the disappearance of American student Natalee Holloway in Aruba five years ago. Anywho, he’s back in the news. Van der Sloot has now become the main suspect in the death of a young Peruvian girl found dead in a Lima Hotel. Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramirez was found in a room registered to van der Sloot on, get this, May 30th, exactly 5 years after Holloway went missing in 2005. The girl was found face down on the floor of the hotel room with abrasions to her face and body and with obvious trauma. It is believed she was stabbed to death. Mr van der Sloot, has not been located and Interpol have been notified. It is believed he had entered the country for a poker tournament and was seen numerous times with the victim. Greta Van Susteren will be having kittens when she hears about this!

Psst Hmm, I wonder how many times he will change his story this time?


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