What is 6ft tall, pale, and wears a wig, red dress and high heel shoes? Julian Assange ?
Seems the whistleleaker is sick of his little cupboard in Ecuador’s embassy in London and is planning an exit strategy. The Wikileaker has a few serious health issues and has realised the Ecuadorians don’t have the adequate equipment to keep him alive. Checkmate. No word on when he plans to leave his compound but I’m guessing if you see an awkwardly walking pale woman in a red dress zip passed you, odds are , he’s left the building.
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Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego Assange?
Filed under Well I Never
And The Winners Of The Un-Australians Of The Year Go To
Zoo Weekly’s annual winners of the most disappointing Aussies 2011 goes to …drum roll… Julian Assange for being a dobber, followed closely behind by Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard for backstabbing Kevin Rudd and taking his “job and house”.
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