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Stop Hogging The Blankets

A Pittsburgh man who was as snug as a bug in a rug got the shock of his life when a stranger jumped into his bed. Frank Fontana originally thought the person who snuggled up next to him was a woman who had keys to his home but when a deep male voice answered back “No, it’s not.” he jumped out and grabbed a baseball bat. Evidently the intruder was drunk and cold after seeing a Jay-Z concert and wanted a place to rest his head.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!