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Justin Bieber Repels Just About Everything

bearAmong his numerous skills, Justin Bieber can now add a bear repellent. Who knew? When a Russian man named Igor was jumped by a brown bear while fishing he thought he was a goner but fortunately Igor had set his cellphone ringtone to Bieber’s classic “Baby” . During the attack his phone happened to ring scaring the beejeezus out of the bear .

Still no word on why a 42 year old man would have Justin Bieber on his phone.

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Justin Bieber Has Been Cyber Slapped

What the hell? I woke up this morning to get my daily dose of  Bieber and he’s gone! Yep, some bastard has managed to have all Justin Bieber’s videos removed from Youtube! Seriously folks, he’s been cyber slapped by iLCreation who is some nasty cyber bully enemy who submitted a copyright claim on every single Bieber song and so YouTube removed them all.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Bieber Pelted With Eggs

Oh dear, who would dare throw eggs at poor little singing sensation Justin Bieber while performing in front his adoring Sydney fans? Well, someone did. Six of the little suckers were hurled from the crowd onto the stage as he sang. It was obviously wasn’t  a girl because they all missed. Anywho, the Bieb was unscathed but the Beliebers  ain’t happy  and have gone on the social networking sites to voice their disapproval.

Psst Sheez, he should be grateful they didn’t pelt him with emu eggs, now that would have hurt!

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Hitler Has Justin Bieber Shot

Give up already, the little freak ain’t going away that easy!

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Bieber Ain’t Bulletproof

We can only dream …..

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Justin Bieber is Dead

What took you so friggin long guys?

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Halloween Stabbing Thanks To Justin Bieber

OK here’s the thing kid, if your mommy says “No, you can’t go trick or treating dressed as a gay Justin Bieber” don’t be pulling a friggin knife on her, Bieber would not approve.The 12 year old from Surprise chucked a hell tantrum after his mother told him his Bieber costume was disrespectful, so she grounded his sorry ass from Halloweening but in response he grabbed a knife and threatened to kill her. Of course she rang the police, no one puts Bieber in the corner.

Psst So how does one dress like a “gay” Justin Bieber,  pray tell?

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Gordon Pinsent Reads From Justin Bieber’s Memoirs

Canadian icon, Gordon Pinsent, pulls the piss reads excerpts from Justin Biebers memoirs. What friggin 16 year old has memoirs, he still wears his hair backwards for goodness sakes. Now, if only the Pinsent version was available on audio tape!

Psst Thanks KROQ for the heads up!

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Bieber Bullied

Oh dear god say it ain’t so, Justin Bieber, has become the victim of homophobic bullying (NO, how could that be?). Seems while the Bieber was playing laser tag in Richmond (Canada) some kid called him a “faggot” (tsk, tsk).It all started when the kid decided to single out the Bieber and continually shoot at him. When Beiber said “That’s enough” the kid replied “What are you gonna do about it, faggot?”. Oh dear, this is where it gets all a bit murky. The father of the kid is claiming Bieber hit  his son. Team Bieber are denying he touched the kid. Hmm, this may shed some light, a person at the scene said the father kept telling people “I’m a lawyer, I’m a lawyer.”

Psst Next time you might want to try Paintball, its a lot more manly!

2nd Psst Who the hell is Justin Bieber?

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What’s Worse Than Being Justin Bieber?

Some poor woman who was minding her own beeswax in a bar in maryland was forced to show her ID after other patrons rang the police thinking it was Justin Bieber underage drinking. Awkward! See, that’s what happens when you dress like a 16 year old boy…. or does Bieber dress like a 27 year old woman? You decide!

Psst Wanna see the Justin Bieber look alike …click here TMZ but don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

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